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Justin Bieber Gives The Justice System The Finger In This Shocking Exclusive Clip From ‘Conan’

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Justin Bieber footage like this are just a few of the perks that exist when you work under the Ted Turner umbrella. Good work, Conan.

#Justin Bieber

‘WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING THIS’: Here’s The Mugshot And Police Report From Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

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Here's the mugshot and police report from Justin Bieber getting pulled over for DUI and drag racing in Miami, along with video via screaming fangirls.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Arrested In Miami For Drag Racing, DUI

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The inevitable has happened: Justin Bieber has been arrested.

parrots

A Guy Was Busted For Drunk Driving In Mexico City Thanks To… His Parrot?

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A 49-year old man was stopped by police in Mexico City at a routine DUI checkpoint and he was ratted out for drunk driving by his own pet bird.

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Watch A Prankster Teach A Drunk Driver A Lesson By Convincing Him He’s Been In A Coma For 10 Years

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Tom Mabe attempts to teach his drunk driving friend a lesson that five DUIs couldn't.

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DUI Suspect Dances, Motorboats During Sobriety Tests

A central Ohio man pulled over for DUI dances, motorboats, and air-humps his way through the sobriety tests.

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Broncos DUI Report: Non-Front Office Edition

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On the day that the Broncos announced team-imposed suspensions for the DUI arrests of personnel executives Tom Heckert and Matt Russell, the team revealed that one of its players, second-year lineman Quentin Saulsberry, was busted for a DUI back in May.

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Woohoo, More Patriots Arrests!

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Patriots cornerback Alfonzo Dennard was earlier this off-season convicted of assaulting a police officer stemming from a bar fight in 2012.

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The Broncos Front Office Is Full Of DUIs

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Matt Russell, the Broncos director of player personnel, was charged with DUI after hitting two cars on Saturday night.

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Al Michaels Got Busted For a DUI

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More than likely, if we're posting during a weekend in the off-season, it's because football people been misbehavin'.

UNCONVENTIONAL CHASE VEHICLES

Pantsless Woman Tried to Flee DUI on a Power Wheels Truck

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A drunk woman crashed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home yesterday before attempting to flee on a tiny, battery-powered Power Wheels truck, all while pantsless.

#FLORIDA

Manny from Scarface got a DUI

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I didn't know how else to write this headline, but I don''t want to shame every struggling actor who screws up.

Your Daily Crazy

Your Daily Crazy: Man Arrested For DUI On Horseback, Possession Of Marijuana & Moonshine

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The great Commonwealth of Kentucky, that alligator-shaped slab of Appalachia and bluegrass, has given us plenty of things like Hunter S.

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Tarantino's Coke Wizard Busted for DUI. SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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Back when Quentin Tarantino was fist pumping like a champ at the 2010 Oscars, we noticed that there was a white wizard behind Quentin cheering him on.

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Marshawn Got In Trouble With The Skittlebrau

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Marshawn Lynch is coming off a career year that landed him a new long-term deal with the Seahawks a couple months back.

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We Want Our Deep Dish, Too – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Football news sucks right now, so here's a belligerent old man losing his sh*t and throwing dishes at a Cici's Pizza because he hasn't been served his deep dish.

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The Jaguars Ruined Memes – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Jaguars fans had a kewt meme via fake Shahid Khan mustaches.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Jerome Felton: Dollar Menuing While Intoxicated

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Though the second-degree DWI arrest of Jerome Felton occurred early on Saturday, technically about a day prior to the Justin Blackmon blackout fest, the news of it is coming out just now, so while it might seem like Felton was inadvertently trying to one-up Blackmon for boozy high jinx, it's actually the other way around.


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