TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend

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If you’re like me you spend a lot of time concerned about the love lives of the world’s wealthiest professional athletes.

The Police Blotter

Braylon Edwards: From The Dougie To DWI

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<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/09/jets-braylon-edwards-arrested-on-drunken-driving-charge-in-new-york/1"> C'mon Braylon. Let's be serious here. There's no way you could <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3Yn3h-jUE">still be celebrating</a> your 45 yard, one touchdown performance against the Patroits on Sunday.

SHAUN ROGERS

Shaun Rogers Is An American Hero. Yes, *That* Shaun Rogers

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Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers is having an offseason for the ages.

STREET FIGHTER

Chris Klein is a drunk-driving dog thief

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About a month ago, Chris Klein's coke-fueled clown dildo of a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/friday-free-for-all-een-soviet-russia-audition-nails-you" target="_blank">Mamma Mia audition</a> ended up online.

#TRAILERS

Sir Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, busted for DUI

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That's right, Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, the most important artist of this or any century, got popped for DUI Monday night outside Carmel, California.

NBA

JAYSON WILLIAMS GOT CUT OFF

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Hey kiddies, it's time for a riddle.

SMOKE BREAK

“Drunk By Myself…”

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"It's Tipsy Nas in your area.

Nick Nolte

NICK NOLTE’S SON POPPED FOR DUI

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Nick Nolte's son Brawley was arrested in Santa Monica yesterday for DUI and possession of a controlled substance, proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it's drunk off its ass.

roger avary

OH YEAH, THIS OTHER GUY IS IN JAIL TOO.

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("What has two index fingers and sucks at driving.

NO POINT IN GIVING HIM HIS OWN TAG NOW

ADENHART’S JERSEY GOT TOTALLY WASTED, MAN

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MORE MLB: The Cleveland Indians <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4519460">are getting rid of manager Eric Wedge</a>.

DUI

STALLWORTH TO TAKE PLEA DEAL-UPDATED

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UPDATE: <a href="http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2009/06/16/Stallworth-pleads-guilty-to-manslaughter/UPI-64531245170350/">UPI is reporting</a> that Stallworth will spend only 30 days in jail as part of his plea.

NASCAR

DAILY CIRCLE JERK: KFC COMMERCIAL EDITION

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This is both the best and worst KFC commercial ever made.

NFL

DONTE’ COULD BEAT MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-stallworth052109&prov=yhoo&type=lgns">Jason Cole at Yahoo! Sports</a> is reporting that Cleveland Browns wideout Donte' Stallworth could beat a DUI manslaughter charge based on a technicality in the Florida legal code.

OREGON

HS BASEBALL COACH TOOK TEAM TO STRIP CLUB

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This might be a couple weeks old, but it's still another float in the parade of questionable judgement in high school coaching continues, so here it is.

NFL

DONTE’ STALLWORTH WAS DRUNK – UPDATED

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UPDATE: The <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/breaking-news/story/958061.html">Herald</a> is reporting that Stallworth had a BAC of 0.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

BRIAN BOSWORTH’S LATEST BAD DECISION

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ok_cheerleader_330.jpg"></a>Former Oklahoma linebacker and totally average NFL player Brian Bosworth got a DUI last night.


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