funny

DUI Suspect Dances, Motorboats During Sobriety Tests

A central Ohio man pulled over for DUI dances, motorboats, and air-humps his way through the sobriety tests.

UNCONVENTIONAL CHASE VEHICLES

Pantsless Woman Tried to Flee DUI on a Power Wheels Truck

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A drunk woman crashed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home yesterday before attempting to flee on a tiny, battery-powered Power Wheels truck, all while pantsless.

#FLORIDA

Manny from Scarface got a DUI

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I didn't know how else to write this headline, but I don''t want to shame every struggling actor who screws up.

Your Daily Crazy

Your Daily Crazy: Man Arrested For DUI On Horseback, Possession Of Marijuana & Moonshine

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The great Commonwealth of Kentucky, that alligator-shaped slab of Appalachia and bluegrass, has given us plenty of things like Hunter S.

TMZ

Tarantino's Coke Wizard Busted for DUI. SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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Back when Quentin Tarantino was fist pumping like a champ at the 2010 Oscars, we noticed that there was a white wizard behind Quentin cheering him on.

#NFL

That Smith Cray

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Brace yourself for shocking news: a rich, popular 22-year old went out partying and made an irresponsible life decision.

#PRO WRESTLING

Total Nonstop Inebriation

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Thank goodness Kurt Angle is so intense, because he's thrown integrity and intelligence out the window.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend

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If you’re like me you spend a lot of time concerned about the love lives of the world’s wealthiest professional athletes.

#NFL

Shaun Rogers Is An American Hero. Yes, *That* Shaun Rogers

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Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers is having an offseason for the ages.

STREET FIGHTER

Chris Klein is a drunk-driving dog thief

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About a month ago, Chris Klein's coke-fueled clown dildo of a Mamma Mia audition ended up online.

#TRAILERS

Sir Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, busted for DUI

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That's right, Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, the most important artist of this or any century, got popped for DUI Monday night outside Carmel, California.

#NBA

JAYSON WILLIAMS GOT CUT OFF

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Hey kiddies, it's time for a riddle.

SMOKE BREAK

“Drunk By Myself…”

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"It's Tipsy Nas in your area.

Nick Nolte

NICK NOLTE’S SON POPPED FOR DUI

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Nick Nolte's son Brawley was arrested in Santa Monica yesterday for DUI and possession of a controlled substance, proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it's drunk off its ass.

roger avary

OH YEAH, THIS OTHER GUY IS IN JAIL TOO.

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("What has two index fingers and sucks at driving.

DUI

STALLWORTH TO TAKE PLEA DEAL-UPDATED

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UPDATE: UPI is reporting that Stallworth will spend only 30 days in jail as part of his plea.


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