xmas ape

Justin Blackmon Goes Hard On The DUI

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Jags first-round pick Justin Blackmon already has DUI experience, having been popped for a drunk driving charge two years ago while at Oklahoma State.

you poor Lions fans

Nick Fairley Progressively More Happy With Arrests

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We mentioned on Friday the very real possibility of player misdeeds forcing us to check in over the Memorial Day weekend.

xmas ape

Knowshon Moreno: Another Victim of Vanity Plate Determinism

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And so we begin our sad lurch into the off-season, where the best hope for news beyond the future of Peyton Manning is draft speculation and player misdeeds.

#NFL

That Smith Cray

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Brace yourself for shocking news: a rich, popular 22-year old went out partying and made an irresponsible life decision.

#PRO WRESTLING

Total Nonstop Inebriation

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Thank goodness Kurt Angle is so intense, because he's thrown integrity and intelligence out the window.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend

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If you’re like me you spend a lot of time concerned about the love lives of the world’s wealthiest professional athletes.

#NFL

Shaun Rogers Is An American Hero. Yes, *That* Shaun Rogers

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Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers is having an offseason for the ages.

STREET FIGHTER

Chris Klein is a drunk-driving dog thief

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About a month ago, Chris Klein's coke-fueled clown dildo of a Mamma Mia audition ended up online.

#TRAILERS

Sir Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, busted for DUI

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That's right, Thomas Kinkade, painter of light, the most important artist of this or any century, got popped for DUI Monday night outside Carmel, California.

#NBA

JAYSON WILLIAMS GOT CUT OFF

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Hey kiddies, it's time for a riddle.

SMOKE BREAK

“Drunk By Myself…”

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"It's Tipsy Nas in your area.

Nick Nolte

NICK NOLTE’S SON POPPED FOR DUI

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Nick Nolte's son Brawley was arrested in Santa Monica yesterday for DUI and possession of a controlled substance, proving that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it's drunk off its ass.

roger avary

OH YEAH, THIS OTHER GUY IS IN JAIL TOO.

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("What has two index fingers and sucks at driving.

DUI

STALLWORTH TO TAKE PLEA DEAL-UPDATED

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UPDATE: UPI is reporting that Stallworth will spend only 30 days in jail as part of his plea.

NASCAR

DAILY CIRCLE JERK: KFC COMMERCIAL EDITION

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This is both the best and worst KFC commercial ever made.


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