SOCCER

RAPE COMES TO DUKE – UPDATE

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Everyone knows that rape and Duke University are two great tastes that go great together.

GOLF

PRIVILEGED WHITE MAN TREATED UNFAIRLY

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Andrew Giuliani, the son of former New York City mayor Rudy, is suing Duke University because he claims he was unjustly kicked off the -- wait for it.

LOUISVILLE CARDINALS

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: DUKE SUCKS

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It's a momentous day for the American justice system, as a judge has ruled in a court of law that Duke officially sucks.

#NBA

CHRISTIAN LAETTNER IN POLISH HALL OF FAME

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Laettner aboard a Polish naval vessel.

NCAA HOOPS

DUKE VS. BELMONT ACTED OUT BY DOLLS

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With Duke's delicious second-round exit from the NCAA tourney at the hands of West Virginia, this recap of Duke's narrow first-round win is a little dated.

SCHADENFREUDE

JOE ALEXANDER: “DEPAUL > DUKE”

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Alright, the West Virginia star cager didn't actually say that, but he did say:Alexander on breaking down Duke on film: “We knew that coming in that they were just going to stand around and not rebound.

NCAA HOOPS

DAMMIT

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I don't care how far you have Duke going in your bracket, the sheer joy of them losing in the first round to 15th-seeded Belmont would have been too awesome for words.

NCAA HOOPS

FINAL PRE-TOURNEY DUKE HATE

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In a funny but ridiculously long video (two minutes of exposition.

NCAA HOOPS

THE DUKE ‘FLOPPING CAMP’ APPLICATION

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Ahhh, an annual tradition just before the NCAA tournament: unbridled hatred for the Duke basketball team.

NCAA HOOPS

COLLEGE HOOPS ROUND-UP

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#1 North Carolina defeated #6 Duke in Durham last night 76-68 to even the season series and lock-up the top seed in the ACC tournament.

UCLA BRUINS

DUKE MASCOT AWESOMELY INJURED

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I don't know what I can say down here that isn't already said in the headline.

NCAA HOOPS

RAWR! ‘GOOD SEX IN THE BIG EAST’

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I have never in my life heard of Jim Spanarkel, but apparently he does some sideline reporting for CBS, and here is, tripping over his words as he talks to Seton Hall coach Bobby Gonzalez.

NCAA HOOPS

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO… GREG PAULUS!

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Duke beat Florida State last night in a game that was pretty close up until Greg Paulus stole the show.

DUKE BLUE DEVILS

DUKE LACROSSE PLAYERS ARE FREE AT LAST

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Hey, remember all that funny business about three Duke lacrosse players who allegedly raped a stripper they'd hired for a private show at their house.

PICK UP YOUR JOCK

DUKE IS LESS POPULAR

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I admit, I drink the Duke haterade, even though the handful of people I know who went to Duke aren't douchebags, alleged rapists, or even from New Jersey.

NCAA HOOPS

REMEMBER DUKE? PEOPLE HATE THAT SCHOOL

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I meant to get this video up at the beginning of the week, but then I got caught up in my usual routine of not caring about college basketball, and I totally forgot about it.

NASCAR

JEFF BURTON IS VERY CONFUSED

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Jeff Burton, driver of the #29 Holiday Inn Chevrolet in NASCAR's Busch Series and the #31 Cingular Chevy in the Nextel Cup, is an avid Duke basketball fan and March Madness devotee.

NCAA HOOPS

THIS IS WHY DUKE SUCKS

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Hating Duke is one of the least original stances in all of sports fandom.


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