STUPID FANS

Not Hated Enough, Duke Basketball Fans May Have Reminded America Why They're Awful

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I was thinking just the other day that while this NCAA men’s basketball season had been pretty exciting, what with No.

DUKE SUCKS

Duke Sucks > Huggins Sucks. America’s Priorities Are Clear

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As much as America seems to hate Bob Huggins, we seem to hate Duke more.

DUKE SUCKS

DUKE PLAYER: ‘I USED TO HATE DUKE’

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Fun story coming out of Durham: arguably the star player of Duke, John Scheyer (aka Greg Paulus 2.

DUKE SUCKS

JOIN THE UPROXX POOL OF AWESOME

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So maybe we'll get everyone on the UPROXX network to join a single pool, maybe we won't, but here's efforting.

MARYLAND TERRAPINS

OH BTW, MARYLAND BEAT DUKE

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To the men's game for a moment, Maryland's basketball program always seems to win two games a year that they don't really deserve.

ORLANDO MAGIC

NO…SLEEP…TIL DURHAM

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I'm not sure which day will haunt me more: the day I first learned that there was no Santa Claus.

SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN

GREG PAULUS IS THE ORANGE’S STARTING QB

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I said four months ago that Greg Paulus wouldn't play football anywhere in Division I.

GOLF

RUDY’S KID LOSES LAWSUIT WITH DUKE

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The only imaginable scenario where one could even consider rooting for Duke is when their being sued by one of their own douchebag alums.

SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN

PAULUS TO GET SACKED AT SYRACUSE, I GUESS

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Apparently, Greg Paulus is heading to Syracuse for his one year (maybe) of college football so he can continue living the dream of being a sub-par Division I athlete.

DUKE SUCKS

COACH K WAS ON THE COLBERT REPORT

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Fresh off accomplishing absolutely nothing last season, Duke basketball coach Mike Kysyklsklgfmnsky appeared as a guest on The Colbert Report last night.

NFL DRAFT

BAG IT, PAULUS, YOU’RE NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL

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I'm getting rather GD tired (GD = God damn) of this Greg Paulus non-story story.

March Madness

DUKE SUCKS

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<a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=294000029">Villanova</a>, Pittsburgh, UConn and Mizzou all advanced to the Elite Eight last night.

DUKE SUCKS

THIS IS ALSO TRAVELING

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Noted Caucasian Jon Scheyer didn't get called for traveling on this play over the weekend against Virginia Tech, which is amazing considering that the referees surely saw <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/this-is-traveling">this play</a> from the week before and thought, "Hey, maybe we should look out for that.

OLYMPICS

OKAY, U.S.A.

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Forgive the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOBw9fCkeE" target="_blank">gratuitous Bloodsport reference</a> in the headline, but it's all I can do to get excited about today's news of the announced roster of the U.


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