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Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

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A Florida woman strolled into a Publix earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled back out.

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The ‘Nerdy Bandit’ Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

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Portland, Oregon's "Nerdy Bandit" has finally been apprehended after a crime spree dating back to October of 2013.

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21 Year-Old Man Busted For DUI Wears The Most Literal T-Shirt Ever

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Pro tip: Cops find it especially helpful when your mugshot also states a brief description of why you were arrested.

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Amazing ‘Maury’ Couple Arrested In A Hotel Brawl The Night Before Taping

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If you're slated to appear on 'Maury' and have a tattoo on your neck that says "cut throat," odds are you're not gonna make it to the show.

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Hero Priest Caught Driving Drunk While Armed And Carrying Marijuana

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This badass priest with the Catholic Diocese of Fairbanks was charged with a DUI plus drugs and weapons offenses after he being pulled over last week.

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Dumbest 22 Year-Old Woman Ever Might Be Heading To Jail Thanks To A Facebook Brag

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Violating terms of your probation? Sounds like a good thing to share on social media!

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You’ll Never Guess What Happened When A Bank Accidentally Deposited $31,000 Into A Teenager’s Account

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Earlier this month a man deposited $31,000 into his bank, however due to an oversight the money was accidentally given to an 18-year-old with the same name.

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Hand To God, A Man Named Christopher Reeves Was Busted For Meth Wearing A Superman Shirt

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All of the weirdo stars must have been in perfect alignment for a man named Christopher Reeves to get arrested wearing a Superman shirt.

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A South Carolina Man Tried To Pay His Applebees Bill With What Now?

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A South Carolina man attempted to pay an Applebee's check with a trillion dollar bill. The more important question is -- could Applebees even make change for that?

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The 10 Dumbest Movie Criminals

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Successfully pulling off "dumb movie criminal" isn't as easy a task as one might believe.

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Advice: If You Steal A Miniature Horse, Don’t Try To Sell It On Craigslist!

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What kind of heartless staggering as*hole steals a miniature horse.

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Advice: Don’t Call 911 When Your Drug Dealer Short-Changes You

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This guy is a strong front-runner for <a href="http://www.live5news.com/story/14571627/police-911-crack-deal">the dumb criminal of the year award</a>.

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Nun’s New Hymn: “Been Caught Stealing”

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What do an Israeli soldier and a New York nun have in common.


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