DUMBASSES

CAR DOORS EXIST FOR A REASON

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It looks like this video has made the rounds, but it's new to me, and it features a rambunctious teen catching the front of an oncoming car with his mouth.

DUMBASSES

GUY TOO COOL FOR SWIMMING ENDS UP WET

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On 205th knows that if you're jumping over any body of water, there's one rule and one rule only: Don't come up short.

DUMBASSES

NO, I DON’T THINK RYAN IS OKAY

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<a href="http://hailmaryjane.com/10-semi-epic-pogo-stick-fails/">Hail Mary Jane</a> put together an impressive collection of dudes injuring themselves on pogo sticks.

DUMBASSES

MLB: NATS THE GREATEST WORST TEAM EVER

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There's a terrific difference between stock, boring fail and deliciously fun, restaurant-quality fail.

DUMBASSES

MANAGER FAIL: AL PITCHER BATS THIRD

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Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon is known for his meticulous managing style, or for being an over-managing douchebag, depending on whose cap you're wearing, which makes this gaffe from Sunday's game against the Cleveland Indians all the more remarkable.

DUMBASSES

BILLY CAN’T FLY

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This is Billy trying to.

Baseball

POTATO GUN OUTSMARTS EVERYONE

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One of the most impressive things I ever saw was when a friend of mine built his own potato gun from scratch.

DUMBASSES

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS…EVER

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Here's a guy that decided to lay on some train tracks while a train came through.

DUMBASSES

GATHER ‘ROUND, IT’S A TOOL FROM HEAVEN

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This video comes to us from acquitted sodomist Vince, who believes that hindsight is always 20/20.

DALLAS COWBOYS

GETCHA RESUMÉ READY

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Overly Generous Dramitization Terrell Owens was released by the Dallas Cowboys last night.

DUMBASSES

TURN, YOU DUMB LITTLE BITCH

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Blah blah blah she gets smacked in the face.

ACTION SPORTS

GOOD CALL ON THE SNOW RAMP

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There's good news and bad news.

ACTION SPORTS

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS DIDN’T WORK

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What's amazing about this video, to me, isn't that some guy is riding his bike off a roof.

DUMBASSES

PARKOUR…SORT OF

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Parkour, or "free running," is one of Ufford's favorite things.

DUMBASSES

OH JESUS. AGAIN?

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Jeff George was a shitty NFL quarterback.

DUMBASSES

SLATE STILL SUCKS

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Nobody at Slate knows anything about anything, much less sports, but that doesn't stop them from writing woolly-headed articles about it.

ACTION SPORTS

4 MINUTES OF ROLLERBLADING INJURIES

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I have begged and pleaded for well-edited clips of skateboarders and rollerbladers hurting themselves -- you know, clips that are longer than 10 seconds and use slow-motion to its greatest effect.

DUMBASSES

WHAT WERE THEY EVEN TRYING TO DO?

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I'm not quite sure where to file this video under.

DUMBASSES

FOOTBALL TOSS LEADS TO ROCK CLIMBING

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This is a picture of the California coast along Big Sur.




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