Posts Tagged: DUTCH

BOY DEUL

There’s A Polish Joke In Here Somewhere

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I can't claim to know much about the Dutch second division, nor do I know about De Graafschap or SC Veendam.

DUTCH

SUPERCUT: Thanksgiving Dos and Don'ts from the Movies

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Look, it's the day before Thanksgiving, I was drinking rye last night, and I think we all know that I'll be mailing it in today.

GERMANY

Berlin 'Forest Boy' is actually 20 years old and Dutch

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When a mysterious, English-speaking kid Police said a former girlfriend identified him as a 20-year-old from the Netherlands who was reported missing last September.

awful

Alistair Overeem Is A Douchebag, Or This Is The Worst Stage In Bioshock Ever

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The question posed: If you were holding a beer, how efficiently could you remove a woman's bra with your free hand.

DUTCH

18-Month Old Lives Lifelong Dream

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Sure, the following video has over a million views already, but does it count if 900,000 of those views are Dutch.

DUTCH

I’m getting sick and tired of these MF’n Nazis building these MF’n Frankensteins

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/im-getting-sick-and-tired-of-these-mfn-nazis-building-these-mfn-frankensteins#more-40256"> So this one's pretty self-explanatory: it's called Frankenstein's Army, and it comes from Dutch director Richard Raaphorst [GRRR, DICK RAPE HORSE!].  It's about Hitler coming across the writings of Victor Frankenstein and trying to create an army of sewn-together undead to help him win the war.  As far as stuff from <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/human-centipede-2-final-sequence-trailer" target="_blank">Dutch directors</a> goes, it actually sounds pretty tame.

DUTCH

‘Human Centipede’ sequel to be 400% more medically accurate

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It should come as no surprise that Human Centipede director Tom Six enjoys filming people pooping into each others' mouths, after all, he's Dutch.

EURO 2008

ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU’RE NOT DUTCH?

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Lemmings are indigenous to northern climes, which is a lesson government officials in Switzerland learned this week when they had to change the color of the safety vests worn by the country's railway workers because some Dutch fuckwits <a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL2046710720080620?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=92" target="_blank">followed them onto the tracks</a> thinking the workers were fellow fans.

FAWZI FAHMI!

MUSLIMS AND DUTCH STILL BEEFIN’

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The Dutch love hookers and pot, and Muslim fundamentalists hate fun, so the two are natural enemies.


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