What's hitting disc for nerds this week.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
You may not remember through the haze of booze, pills, and indiscriminate hobo sex, but back in 2008, I<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/09/zombie-vs-shark" target="_blank"> posted a clip</a> of a zombie fighting a shark.
I didn't really cover it when Netflix raised their price for unlimited streaming and one DVD from $9.
I don't know who put this together or how long it's been going around, but after the jump I've got a three-minute edit of some of Arnold Schwarzenegger and director John Milius's commentary on the 1982 version of Conan the Barbarian.
Our friend Evan Husney from Severin films has an eye for obscure 80s trash and sleaze the likes of which has no equal (see also: the<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/special-needs-transvestite-dance-party-the-best-clip-youll-see-today" target="_blank"> special-needs transvestite cocaine dance party</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/16-year-old-nicole-kidman-discusses-her-work-in-bmx-bandits" target="_blank">Nicole Kidman's lost BMX film</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/the-most-sensual-pool-hall-in-the-world" target="_blank">the world's most sensual pool hall</a>), and his latest contribution is this clip from Sledgehammer, which Severin is releasing through their <a href="http://www.intervisionpicturecorp.com/" target="_blank">intervision</a> sub-label on Tuesday (<a href="http://amzn.to/gjE5Aq">order here</a>).
If you like nunchuks, medieval speed metal, and dead burnt lesbians (and who doesn't.
Here I was, all set to do my normal Weekend Preview post while smoking a pipe in my dinner jacket, when I realized that this week's offerings included a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/justin-bieber-3d-biopic-struggles-against-all-odds-to-get-a-trailer">Justin Bieber biopic</a> and that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/allan-loeb-co-wrote-an-adam-sandler-movie">Adam Sandler movie</a>.
Today someone sent me a link to <a href="http://www.badgetothebone.com/" target="_blank">BadgetotheBone</a>, the official site of Scout's Honor: Badge to the Bone, a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scouts-Honor-Badge-Chris-Kattan/dp/B003Z8ZC34/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1297284703&sr=8-1" target="_blank">direct-to-DVD</a> movie starring Chris Kattan and Fred Willard that promises to be the dumbest comedy of all time -- "seriously, we mean it.
The Dogfather is a new film that ponders that age-old question: what if your dog was secretly an ex-mafioso on the lam.
It's been more than two years since this whole crazy Birdemic thing started, and if there's one thing writer/director James Nguyen has learned, it's that alcohol and peoples' enjoyment of his movie are closely related.
We've got the scoop on Danny Trejo's next project, before it even has an IMDB page.
I tend to recommend a lot of documentaries in this segment, and that's probably because you risk less watching a documentary.
In what may go down as one of the weirdest press releases ever, uh.
With a solid track record of critically-acclaimed novelty knockoffs of popular hits like "Transmorphers," direct-to-DVD specialists <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum" target="_blank">The Asylum</a> (slogan: confused moms choose The Asylum.
As I mentioned earlier, I've got three copies of <a href="http://http://www.amazon.com/Its-Always-Sunny-Philadelphia-Season/dp/B002N5N5NE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1283926774&sr=8-1" target="_blank">It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Complete Season 5</a> to give away to the winners today.
You know how you'll hear something like "Two and a Half Men is the number one comedy on television.
When I heard Werner Herzog and David Lynch would be teaming up to make a movie about a man who killed his mother with a sword, I was understandably <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/herzog-lynch-film-man-killing-mother" target="_blank">excited</a>.
This week's Comments of the Week winner is getting Kick-Ass on DVD, which is probably the best prize I've given away, and the one I'm most tempted to keep for myself.
Evan over at Severin Films is one of the guys who helps decide which forgotten movies deserve to get re-released on DVD and spread to the unwashed masses.