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Dwarves Get In Shape And Cherries Get Popped In 'The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug' Video Blog

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'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' won't be at Comic-Con, but this video makes up for it with silly awesomeness.

DWARVES

Marky Mark finally found a way to make his arms look long

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Mahky Mahk gawt notawriously ripped fa ris new movie, no doubt aided by the fact that he's gawt <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Pain-and-Gain-Mark-Wahlberg-20120402-130.jpg" target="_blank">shawt little ahms like a T-Rex</a> - all the bettah to rip you da fack apaht wit, GO SAWX.

BAI LING

‘Age of the Hobbits’ Is Here To Make You Forget About Those Other Hobbits

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Lawyers for New Line Cinema and Zaentz Co. are threatening The Asylum with legal action if they don't change the title of 'Age of the Hobbits'.

ANDY SERKIS

Hobbit's Be Shoppin': New Pictures From 'The Hobbit'

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Peter Jackson released an excellent Comic-Con poster and a huge scroll poster covering ten scenes from 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey'.

DWARF SEX OFFENDERS

Dwarf actor & former Ewok gets caught exposing himself on the train. AGAIN.

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Nicholas Read, a dwarf actor who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and a goblin in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, recently admitted flashing his wiener at a college girl on a train, then snapping a picture of her reaction.

AIDEN TURNER

'The Hobbit' Will Also Have A Dwarf/Elf Romance Subplot

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/06/the-hobbit-kili-tauriel-romance/hobbit-fili-and-kili" rel="attachment wp-att-68964"></a>Evangeline Lilly (above) is playing a Woodland Elf named Tauriel in The Hobbit, a character created by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens for these two Hobbit movies.

ANGRY DWARVES

Snow White/Huntsman is getting a sequel. Warwick Davis will be pissed.

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One story I didn't get to cover last week was the backlash against Snow White & The Huntsman from dwarf groups, who swarmed it, tying it to the beach and jabbing at it with tiny pitch forks objected to the way it cast full-sized actors like Nick Frost and Ian McShane as the seven dwarves (one of the few entertaining bits of the film) and had them digitally shrunk, instead of just casting regular, dwarf-ass dwarves as the dwarves and not having to dwarf them all up.

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Peter Dinklage name-dropped a dwarf-tossing victim at Golden Globes

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When Peter Dinklage collected his well-deserved Golden Globe for his work on Game of Thrones, after taking the stage (I still say he should've walked along the tops of everyone's heads like Crocodile Dundee), he mentioned "a gentleman in England I’m thinking about, Martin Henderson.

ANDY SERKIS

Benedict Cumberbatch Drops A Hobbit Spoiler. It Must Have Been Heavy.

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Dainty, posh Englishman Benedict Cumberbatch -- Is it redundant to refer to someone named "Benedict Cumberbatch" as dainty, posh, and English.

ANDY SERKIS

Peter Jackson Has A Christmas Gift For Us All

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<a rel="attachment wp-att-53427" href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/12/peter-jackson-has-a-christmas-gift-for-us-all/lotr-returnoftheking-cat-is-ready-for-battle-uproxx-2"></a>Peter Jackson has released (via <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Peter-Jackson/141884481557">his Facebook page</a>) the fifth production video from the set of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (trailer <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/12/first-trailer-and-poster-for-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey">here</a>).

DWARF PORN

Reports of Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Being Eaten by Badgers Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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Last week I brought you the news of Sunday Sports' report that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/dwarf-who-played-gordon-ramsay-in-porn-eaten-by-badgers" target="_blank">a dwarf who played Gordon Ramsay in porn had been eaten by badgers</a>.

DEAD PEOPLE

Dwarf Who Played Gordon Ramsay in Porn Eaten By Badgers

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Yes, that is a real headline, and it's exaggerated only slightly.

ANDY SERKIS

Peter Jackson Releases The Dwarves In Third Video Blog From “The Hobbit”

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(Click for full dwarf size) Peter Jackson is shooting both Hobbit films (The Unexpected Journey and There and Back Again) for release on December 14th of 2012 and December 13th of 2013.

DWARVES

Thorin Oakenshield is The Hobbit’s Armenian dwarf

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Thanks to LotR fan site <a href="http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2011/07/17/46145-theonering-net-exclusive-behold-thorin-oakenshield-and-orcrist/" target="_blank">TheOneRing.Net</a>, I've got your first look at <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0035514/" target="_blank">Richard Armitage</a> as Thorin Oakenshield, the fifth installment of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/all-the-dwarves-are-here-millie-phillie-groin-sproing-boing-chad" target="_blank">exciting series</a>, Still Pictures of Dwarves from The Hobbit.

AIDAN TURNER

All the Dwarves are here: Millie, Phillie, Billy, Groin, Sproing, Boing & Chad

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Try not to get too excited, but we've got two brand new pictures of dwarves from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit today (see also: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/ori-nori-and-dori-the-hobbits-dwarves" target="_blank">Ori, Nori, and Dori</a> from last week).

ADAM BROWN

Ori, Nori, and Dori, The Hobbit’s dwarves

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Courtesy of MGM/New Line, here's your first look at Jed Brophy, Adam Brown, and Mark Hadlow as Nori, Ori, and Dori, the dwarves from The Hobbit.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

Hurt Locker Parody and Morning Links

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Parody of The Hurt Locker based on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-zfVVi0t4#t=3m35s">David Morse's scene</a>, with just a little additional intensity.

DWARVES

FC: HERZOG DWARF THINKS CAMELS ARE HILARIOUS

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Today's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/forgotten-classics-day-of-the-dolphin" target="_blank">Forgotten Classic</a> isn't forgotten if you're familiar with Werner Herzog's earliest work, in which case, buy yourself another espresso and treat everyone with increased condescension.


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