Posts Tagged: DWIGHT HOWARD

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Dwyane Wade Latest Flop Is A ‘Jazz Being Thrown Out On Fresh Prince’ Masterpiece

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Dwight Howard touched Dwyane Wade on the back during Sunday's game, causing him to hurdle through the sky like he was shot out of a cannon. Thanks, D-Wade.

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10 NBA Nickname Jerseys That You Probably Won’t See On The Court This Season

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While we know we'll see Ray Allen in a Jesus Shuttlesworth jersey this season, here are some NBA players nickname jerseys that missed the cut.

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The Dallas Mavericks Pitch Video For Dwight Howard Is Pretty Hilarious

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Dwight Howard is many things -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/dwight-howard-is-still-pursuing-his-acting-career-just-watch-how-amazing-he-is" target="_blank">actor</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/important-reminder-dwight-howard-once-sang-a-cover-of-smash-mouths-all-star" target="_blank">singer</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/dwight-howard-might-have-8-children-with-8-different-women" target="_blank">multiple-time father</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/nba-not-playoffs-news-dwight-howard-lost-a-free-throw-contest-to-a-housewife" target="_blank">ridiculous loser</a> -- and now he's a badly-animated super hero, thanks to the Dallas Mavericks production team.

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Jon Hamm’s ESPY Awards Monologue Was Ballsy And Charming As Always

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Mad Men star Jon Hamm played host at the 2013 ESPY Awards and pulled no punches with his opening monologue.

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Important Reminder: Dwight Howard Once Sang A Cover Of Smash Mouth’s ‘All-Star’

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I was originally going to pretend that this was a post about Dwight Howard issuing a response to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/ice-cube-has-several-polite-things-to-say-about-dwight-howard" target="_blank">Ice Cube’s “vicious” takedown of the new Houston Rockets center</a> for not staying in Los Angeles, but this whole thing is so stupid that I couldn’t even spare the energy to feign clever snark.

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Ice Cube Has Several Polite Things To Say About Dwight Howard

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Surprisingly, the jovial Ice Cube, star of such hit films and TV shows as Are We There Yet.

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Dwight Howard Might Have 8 Children With 8 Different Women

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(via Getty Image) Back when Chris Duhon played for the Orlando Magic, I’d run into him at my local watering hole almost every Friday and Saturday night.

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NBA Not Playoffs News: Dwight Howard Lost A Free-Throw Contest To A Housewife

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Tonight is Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the defending NBA champion Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers, which means Dwight Howard is sitting at home on his couch eating Cheetos, Twitter searching "Dwight Howard Kobe Bryant" and angrily refreshing his phone.

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Important NBA Playoffs Question: Is It Physically Possible To Punch A Commercial?

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Even after my team locked up the worst record in the NBA, I’m trying hard to enjoy the NBA Playoffs because I think what LeBron James and the Miami Heat are doing this season, despite being what we’ve expected them to do from day one, is legendary stuff, and I think that the West is going to provide us with some exciting basketball all the way through Game 7 of the Conference Finals, before the eventual winner has to play the Heat in the NBA Finals.

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Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

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Dwight Howard Left Orlando Again

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I’ll preface this rant/whiny hissy fit by saying that I know that people have complained in the past that I write about the Orlando Magic too much, and a lot of people don’t really give a crap about my favorite NBA team.

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Here’s A Cee Lo Parody Video About Dwight Howard Made By … The Newspaper? Seriously?

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If you'd stumbled upon an off-key parody song about Dwight Howard throwing the Orlando Magic under the bus set to Cee Lo Green's 2010 hit 'F**k Forget You,' you'd probably say "wow, this is dumb," followed by "this must be pretty old" and "some weird Internet guy made this.

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Will Ferrell Ejected Shaquille O'Neal From Last Night's Lakers Game

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Say what you want about actor/comedian Will Ferrell – he’s washed up, past his prime, a shell of his former self, he should have stopped after Anchorman, he should take a few years off to come up with a new project that would totally wow us, The Campaign was awful, he yells too much, the only people happy about Anchorman 2 are aging frat boys* in need of fresh happy hour material, he plays the same character over and over – but I still love the guy.

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With Leather's Watch This: Let's Try This Again

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So not that you read these almost-daily reminders of what sports programming you can watch each evening instead of reading literature or interacting with other human beings, but yesterday I made a bit of a whoopsy-daisy and posted all of the sports programming for tonight.

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Fire Up The Trade Machine: 10 Dwight Howard Trades That Could Help The L.A. Lakers

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It has been a few months since I was finally able to extinguish the last of my raging hatred of Dwight Howard for what he did to my beloved Orlando Magic, but I’m actually glad that I can look at him in a new, unbiased light.


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