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PoV: The Lakers Say “Please, Baby Please” To Dwight Howard

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Via Lakers' Twitter The Lakers are supposed to be the prized franchise in all of sports.

UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS

Dwight Howard Might Have 8 Children With 8 Different Women

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(via Getty Image) Back when Chris Duhon played for the Orlando Magic, I’d run into him at my local watering hole almost every Friday and Saturday night.

#instagram

Here’s Why Kevin Hart & Dwight Howard Should Never Take Pics Together

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Questlove <a href="http://instagram.com/p/aWH-y8wa0J/#">took a photo</a> of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard at Spike's Guys Choice Awards and shared it via <a href="http://instagram.com/p/aWH-y8wa0J/#">Instagram</a>.

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NBA Not Playoffs News: Dwight Howard Lost A Free-Throw Contest To A Housewife

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Tonight is Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the defending NBA champion Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers, which means Dwight Howard is sitting at home on his couch eating Cheetos, Twitter searching "Dwight Howard Kobe Bryant" and angrily refreshing his phone.

SPORTS

Get Ready For The Dwightmare Pt. 2: Howard Reportedly Interested In Rockets, Mavericks

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I think it's safe to say that the majority of NBA fans out there view Dwight Howard as the insecure, over-compensating pubescent oaf that he is.

STEVE NASH

A Requiem For The Los Angeles Lakers’ Season As Told By Laker Fan Commenters

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Laker Nation, this is going to hurt us more than it hurts you.

ZACH RANDOLPH

Important NBA Playoffs Question: Is It Physically Possible To Punch A Commercial?

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Even after my team locked up the worst record in the NBA, I’m trying hard to enjoy the NBA Playoffs because I think what LeBron James and the Miami Heat are doing this season, despite being what we’ve expected them to do from day one, is legendary stuff, and I think that the West is going to provide us with some exciting basketball all the way through Game 7 of the Conference Finals, before the eventual winner has to play the Heat in the NBA Finals.

#the rock

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

SPORTS VIDEOS

Saturday Matinee: The Lost Dunks

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We all know the main dunks in slam dunk history: Vince's windmill.

YO MAMA

Dwight Howard Left Orlando Again

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I’ll preface this rant/whiny hissy fit by saying that I know that people have complained in the past that I write about the Orlando Magic too much, and a lot of people don’t really give a crap about my favorite NBA team.

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Dwight Howard’s Return To Orlando Involves A Kiss And A Lot Of Free Throws

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Cred: NBA Dribbled Out When I take over Adam Silver's job as NBA Commissioner in the year 2035, mark my words, this Lakers/Magic nonsense will never happen again under my watch.

#FLORIDA

Here’s A Cee Lo Parody Video About Dwight Howard Made By … The Newspaper? Seriously?

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If you'd stumbled upon an off-key parody song about Dwight Howard throwing the Orlando Magic under the bus set to Cee Lo Green's 2010 hit 'F**k Forget You,' you'd probably say "wow, this is dumb," followed by "this must be pretty old" and "some weird Internet guy made this.

SPORTS

Ricky Rubio Shakes Kobe, Bakes Dwight Howard

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The Lakers won last night's matchup versus the Minnesota Timberwolves 116-94 but Ricky Rubio got the better of them in the highlights.

STEPHEN A SMITH

And Another Reason To Hate Dwight Howard’s B*tch A**

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I've kept quiet on the Lakers this season off the strength I don't have much vested in the team or their dealings.

#WILL FERRELL

Will Ferrell Ejected Shaquille O'Neal From Last Night's Lakers Game

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Say what you want about actor/comedian Will Ferrell – he’s washed up, past his prime, a shell of his former self, he should have stopped after Anchorman, he should take a few years off to come up with a new project that would totally wow us, The Campaign was awful, he yells too much, the only people happy about Anchorman 2 are aging frat boys* in need of fresh happy hour material, he plays the same character over and over – but I still love the guy.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

With Leather's Watch This: Let's Try This Again

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So not that you read these almost-daily reminders of what sports programming you can watch each evening instead of reading literature or interacting with other human beings, but yesterday I made a bit of a whoopsy-daisy and posted all of the sports programming for tonight.




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