Posts Tagged: DWIGHT HOWARD

alex rodriguez

Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.

AMALIE WICHMANN

Jimmy Goldstein Brought Our Favorite Foreign Side Boob Back To A Lakers Game

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Back in 2011, when we were all a little younger and more precious, I did a little digging to answer an age-old question from people who aren’t Los Angeles Lakers fans – <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/james-goldstein-is-my-new-hero">“Hey, who’s that old dude who dresses like a blind cowboy?”</a> The answer, of course, was James Goldstein and the question was raised after he showed up to a game with that lovely young lady above.

BASKETBALL

CP3 Dunked, But His Son Is Pretty Sure It Didn’t Happen

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Here's a video of Chris Paul throwing down a two-handed dunk.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.

ANDERSON VAREJAO

Wednesday Dunk Battle: Which Slam Dunk Is The Most Slam Dunkingest (Or Whatever)

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Slam dunks happen, and when they do, it's important to know which one was best.

BAILEY

A Hockey Guy In A Lion Costume Is Better At Basketball Than Dwight Howard

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In the style of our non-stop <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-miami-heat-cannot-beat-children" target="_blank">KIDS BEATING THE MIAMI HEAT AT BASKETBALL</a> coverage comes this clip of Bailey, lion mascot for the NHL's Los Angeles Kings, out-shooting Dwight Howard, a guy who gets paid to win at basketball.

CARMELO ANTHONY

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: The NBA's BIG Color Commerical Inspires Hate

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Despite me watching it last night, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=isPm79xTzM4">the NBA posted its new “BIG Color” commercial on YouTube today</a> to celebrate both the holiday season and the surprisingly plain jerseys that some teams will be wearing on Christmas day.

BASKETBALL

Taiwan Animation’s Take On Mike D’Antoni Is Pretty Perfect

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I considered writing my normal wordy intro paragraph about how Taiwan Animation is the weirdest thing in the world, citing examples from the stories we've covered and wondering how two Taiwanese ladies with 3rd grade computer animation skills could get to the heart of a story better than a nation of aged sports reporters, but I'll let this image do all that for me: Additional highlights, if you aren't already watching, include: - Phil Jackson as the zen, levitating version of The Mandarin from 'Iron Man' - A swinging jazz soundtrack - The Lakers having fruit thrown at them because they're trying to play basketball with walkers (try to figure out which one's supposed to be Steve Nash.

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Stop The Presses: Shaquille O’Neal Is Still Talking About Dwight Howard

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As we’ve previously discussed, one of the latest post-NBA projects of legendary center Shaquille O’Neal <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/shaquille-oneal-dwight-howard-feud">is the Comedy Shaq Channel on YouTube</a>, which he is apparently trying to turn into a new version of the classic Def Jam series.

BRIAN SHAW

So Long Mike Brown And Long Live ‘Dwight Howard: Coach Killer’ Jokes

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The worst news for the Los Angeles Lakers today should have been that <a href="https://twitter.com/Mike_Bresnahan/status/266965775087177728">Devin Ebanks was arrested on suspicion of a DUI this morning</a>.

BASKETBALL

Watch Dwight Howard Airball A Free Throw

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There are few things sweeter than a Dwight Howard airball.

BOSTON CELTICS

NBA Round-Up: Steve Nash Dressed As A Nerdy Jackie Earle Haley For Halloween

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Last night marked the beginning of the 2012-13 NBA season, and it started pretty much the same way that I assume next season will begin – with the Miami Heat raising a banner.

NBA

Shaquille O’Neal Trashes Dwight Howard Again, This Time In Comedy Rap Form

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At some point during the summer, Shaquille O’Neal launched his latest attempt at staying relevant outside of being an NBA analyst for TNT in <a href="http://www.comedyshaq.com/">The Comedy Shaq Network</a>, which is devoted to showcasing famous and unknown stand-up comics alike, as well as random sketch comedy.

DWIGHT HOWARD

The New Look Los Angeles Lakers Remind Us That They Are Very Photogenic

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With NBA Media Day out of the way, we can finally pay attention to the important stuff like Shaquille O’Neal still crapping all over new Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard.

DWIGHT HOWARD

The Miami Heat Don’t Need A Fifth Starter And The Best Of The 2012 NBA Media Day

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Yesterday marked the first meaningless burp of the 2012-13 NBA season, as players casually took their time arriving to their respective arenas to be prepped for clichés and generic positive statements about their chances this year, as part of the 2012 NBA Media Day.

ELLEN

Dwight Howard Is On A PR Tour, Goin’ Each And Every Place With A Mic In His Hand

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Dwight Howard said over and over that he didn’t want to play for the Los Angeles Lakers.

AL HARRINGTON

These NBA Doppelganger GIFs Are Pretty Terrifying And Accurate

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I know that banner image isn’t a GIF, but I still haven’t taken the class on GIF editing through South New Hampshire State Tech’s amazing online program.

ALONZO MOURNING

‘Indie Basketball’ Combines Our Love Of The NBA, Indie Music And Puns

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People send and Tweet a lot of links to me each week and the results range from tame and general to bizarre and borderline terrifying, but every now and then somebody shows me something that just makes me giggle with delight, and that’s good for everyone.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

Terror Strikes The Lakers: Dwight Howard Was Pooping During Monday’s Earthquake

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While new Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard waits for the doorways and halls to be raised in <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/dwight-howard-bought-a-house-in-newport-beach-for-20-million-with-a-check">his new home</a> in HELL Newport Beach, he’s currently staying at a posh hotel in Beverly Hills.

BUTTHURT FANS

Dwight Howard Is Totally Sorry Orlando, But He’s Never Coming Back… Ever

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The above image is from the first newspaper that I’ve purchased in probably 2 years, because once I heard that Dwight Howard bought a full-page ad to say farewell to Orlando I knew I had to check it out for comedy purposes.


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