Jon Hamm’s ESPY Awards Monologue Was Ballsy And Charming As Always

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Mad Men star Jon Hamm played host at the 2013 ESPY Awards and pulled no punches with his opening monologue.

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Important Reminder: Dwight Howard Once Sang A Cover Of Smash Mouth’s ‘All-Star’


I was originally going to pretend that this was a post about Dwight Howard issuing a response to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/ice-cube-has-several-polite-things-to-say-about-dwight-howard" target="_blank">Ice Cube’s “vicious” takedown of the new Houston Rockets center</a> for not staying in Los Angeles, but this whole thing is so stupid that I couldn’t even spare the energy to feign clever snark.


Ice Cube Has Several Polite Things To Say About Dwight Howard

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Surprisingly, the jovial Ice Cube, star of such hit films and TV shows as Are We There Yet.


The Dwightmare Is Over; Houston, He’s Your Problem Now

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The 2013 edition of the Dwight Howard saga is over, finally.


10 Shamelessly Begging Songs The Lakers Should Play Outside of Dwight Howard’s House #StayD12

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#StayD12 has become the saddest hashtag since <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/2394465/draya-michele-called-a-deadbeat-mom-for-hours-on-twitter/">#AskDraya</a> and the whole Lakers circus just gets more depressing by the day.


PoV: The Lakers Say “Please, Baby Please” To Dwight Howard

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Via Lakers' Twitter The Lakers are supposed to be the prized franchise in all of sports.


Dwight Howard Might Have 8 Children With 8 Different Women

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(via Getty Image) Back when Chris Duhon played for the Orlando Magic, I’d run into him at my local watering hole almost every Friday and Saturday night.


Here’s Why Kevin Hart & Dwight Howard Should Never Take Pics Together

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Questlove <a href="http://instagram.com/p/aWH-y8wa0J/#">took a photo</a> of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard at Spike's Guys Choice Awards and shared it via <a href="http://instagram.com/p/aWH-y8wa0J/#">Instagram</a>.


NBA Not Playoffs News: Dwight Howard Lost A Free-Throw Contest To A Housewife


Tonight is Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the defending NBA champion Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers, which means Dwight Howard is sitting at home on his couch eating Cheetos, Twitter searching "Dwight Howard Kobe Bryant" and angrily refreshing his phone.


Get Ready For The Dwightmare Pt. 2: Howard Reportedly Interested In Rockets, Mavericks

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I think it's safe to say that the majority of NBA fans out there view Dwight Howard as the insecure, over-compensating pubescent oaf that he is.


A Requiem For The Los Angeles Lakers’ Season As Told By Laker Fan Commenters

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Laker Nation, this is going to hurt us more than it hurts you.


Important NBA Playoffs Question: Is It Physically Possible To Punch A Commercial?

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Even after my team locked up the worst record in the NBA, I’m trying hard to enjoy the NBA Playoffs because I think what LeBron James and the Miami Heat are doing this season, despite being what we’ve expected them to do from day one, is legendary stuff, and I think that the West is going to provide us with some exciting basketball all the way through Game 7 of the Conference Finals, before the eventual winner has to play the Heat in the NBA Finals.

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Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.


Saturday Matinee: The Lost Dunks

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We all know the main dunks in slam dunk history: Vince's windmill.


Dwight Howard Left Orlando Again

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I’ll preface this rant/whiny hissy fit by saying that I know that people have complained in the past that I write about the Orlando Magic too much, and a lot of people don’t really give a crap about my favorite NBA team.


Dwight Howard’s Return To Orlando Involves A Kiss And A Lot Of Free Throws

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Cred: NBA Dribbled Out When I take over Adam Silver's job as NBA Commissioner in the year 2035, mark my words, this Lakers/Magic nonsense will never happen again under my watch.

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