Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Pleaded Not Guilty To All 30 Charges Against Him In Boston Marathon Bombing

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev appeared in court today to plead not guilty to the 30 counts he is facing for his alleged role in the Boston Marathon bombings in April.


Aaron Hernandez’s Real Victims? Guys In Boston Who Kind Of Look Like Him

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Yesterday, the Boston Globe posted a story about Aaron Hernandez that led me to do a little bit of searching to find out when the newspaper started its own Onion-like section.

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Here’s Video Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Getting His Butt Kicked At Wrestling Set To ‘America, F*ck Yeah!’

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The headline pretty much sums up everything you need to know about this. It's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev getting his butt kicked set to music from Team America. And it's awesome.


Read Amanda Palmer’s Terrible Ode To One Of The Boston Bombers, ‘A Poem For Dzhokhar’

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Amanda Palmer wrote a poem about one of the Boston bombers called "A Poem For Dzhokhar." It's terrible.


Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Twitter Account Was Pretty Creepy Leading Up To The Boston Marathon Bombing

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Boston Marathon bombing suspect No. 2 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was active on Twitter the day of the attack and after, and his Tweets have raised many eyebrows.


The Fox News Closed Captioning Person Won The Boston Bomber Standoff Coverage

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Thanks to the Fox News closed captioning person, we now have confirmation that Zooey Deschanel is indeed a monster.

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, The Other Alleged Boston Bomber, Has Been Found Hiding On A Boat

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger of the two Tsarnaev brothers who allegedly pulled off the Boston bombings, has been found hiding in a boat in Watertown.

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Here’s Everything We Know So Far About Boston Marathon Bombers Dzhokhar And Tamerlan Tsarnaev

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A roundup of everything we know about Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the brothers who set off the Boston Marathon explosions.


All Hell Broke Loose In Boston Overnight As Bombing Suspects Are On The Run, Placing The City On Lockdown

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Boston is on lockdown right. One Chechen bombing suspect is dead and another is on the run, considered armed and dangerous.

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