MARCUS HAYES IS AN IDIOT

The Dumbest Thing You Will Read All Week

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The Philadelphia Eagles were a huge disappointment last season.

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Mmmmm… Headless Cheerleader Cake – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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There have been other Cowboys cheerleader cakes in the past; observe this "Just The Cans" version from last year, but certainly none have been as creepy as this one spotted by Sweater Punch.

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Eagles Dominate Despite The Presence Of Two Andy Reids In The House

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A frightening scene if you happened to be a concession stand or a timeout in FedEx Field last night.

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John Feinstein Says This Live Blog Is RAYCESS

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The Sex Cannon Two-Minute Drill John Feinstein, in an opinion given a startling amount of serious attention, found racist coding in the many inane excuses Mike Shanahan used for justifying his benching of Donovan McNabb in the final two minutes against the Lions.

THE PROPOSAL

Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds to star in ‘The Derp That Queefed’

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Despite The Proposal earning $315 million on a $40 million budget, Disney nixed plans for a sequel earlier this year.

THE HILLS

Chromeo – “Night By Night”

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This summer I was opening up about the hankering I'd had for some new material from the essential non-rap music group in my mind, Chromeo.

MUSIC

Chromeo x The Eagles x DJ Kicks

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I've been waiting for new Chromeo music like Tigers fans have been waiting on another championship.

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Asante Samuel Gets Another Crack at Dropping Elisha Picks

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The Giants play an NFC East opponent for the second week in a row, and this one might even be capable of giving them a game.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Major Dad vs. Lt. Eckhardt. WHO YA GOT?

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It may not mean much in the grand scheme of the league, this meeting of the 2-4s, but it does mark the first showdown between Andy Reid and his former coordinator, Brad Childress.

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Kevin Everett Memorial Honorary Meast of the Week: Week 3, in Which the Negro Uber Mensch Carries the Day

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We've been so engaged in mock-sincere recriminations over who is most slighted, black quarterbacks, white receivers, Asian claims adjusters or half-German and half-Brazilian big tittied personal palm frond wavers that it seems that we've lost sight of what matters most.

when the maj is in a bad mood everyone must suffer

KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Philadelphia Eagles

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Donovan McNabb's unfortunate file photoAn arbitrary number of fast facts on the Philadelphia Eagles.


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