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Box Office: People saw The Last Airbender??

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In a surprise to no one, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse grabbed the top spot at the box office like it was the last piece of cake this weekend, earning $69 million.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Twilight Eclipse opens bigger than Dark Knight

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You have to figure a movie that gets <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/supreme-court-hearing-includes-question-of-team-edward-or-team-jacob" target="_blank">mentioned during a congressional hearing</a> would make a c*ntload of dough, and you'd be right.

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Supreme Court hearing includes ‘Team Edward or Team Jacob’ question

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President Obama's nominee for the Supreme Court is Elena Kagan, and if it were me, I'd vote to confirm solely on the basis her being a total hottie.

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Twilight kills a puppy & other stories from Lonesome Town

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premiered in LA this week, spawning a 1000-plus-strong tent city which we earlier dubbed "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/twilight-premiere-spawns-tent-city-lonesome-town">Lonesome Town</a>.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Twilight premiere spawns a tent city – “Lonesome Town”

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse doesn't premiere until tomorrow night at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles, but that didn't stop hundreds of Twilight fans from camping out there since SUNDAY, creating a tent city, which I've dubbed "Lonesome Town.

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Count the heartburn faces in the new Twilight clip

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In between giving Twilight every award last night, MTV had time to premiere a brand new clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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Twilight credit cards put the APR in Abstinence Parable

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When it comes to Twilight, my surprise sensors have already been burned out by Edward panties, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/italy-smells-like-cat-fur-sadness-now-too" target="_blank">Twilight tours</a>, and the home made <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">Bella womb made of felt,</a> such that these new Twilight credit cards registered barely a blip on the WTF meter.

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Dakota plays hag for the foppish dandy vampire gang

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Summit just released the first clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse (which you can watch below), featuring Dakota Fanning and her clan of foppish dandies, the Volturi.

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The Emo Vampires & Werewolves are CGI fighting!

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/the-emo-vampires-werewolves-are-cgi-fighting#more-27441"> The <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/the-emo-vampires-werewolves-are-cgi-fighting#more-27441">first full trailer</a> for Twilight Saga: Eclipse has hit the web, complete with Edward, Bella, Jacob, and the whole heartburn hearththrob gang, plus new director David Slade (30 Days of Night).

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LANDLINE TV: TAYLOR LAUTNER’S CHEST DIRECTOR

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The latest video from <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/landline-tv" target="_blank">Landlline TV</a> shines a spotlight on the most important member of the Twilight Saga unit, Taylor Lautner's chest director.

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TWILIGHT: LOVE MEANS ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE YOU HAVE HEARTBURN

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In this just-released scene from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (I think that's what they're calling it, I'm not going to look it up), Edward Valiant and Isabella Sparklepony show us what it is to have true love.

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SUMMIT BITCH SLAPS BACK IN TWIFIGHT

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Yeah so that's the gayest headline I've ever written.

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SURPRISE SURPRISE, OLD VICTORIA IS PISSED

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When it was announced yesterday that sexy firecrotch Rachelle Lefevre was being replaced by more-famous firecrotch Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria in Eclipse, the next Twilight movie, I was quick call BS on the studio's official reason of "scheduling conflict".

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RON HOWARD SPAWN TO PLAY TWILIGHT VILLAIN

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Bryce Dallas Howard has signed on to replace Rachelle Lefevre as the villain Victoria in Eclipse, the third Twilight movie.

DAVID SLADE

TWILIGHT DIRECTOR BACKPEDALS FURIOUSLY

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Felt <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">Bella wombs?</a> I'll take two.


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