I'd like to start this post out by noting that while many people on the internet were bagging on Marilyn Hagerty for <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/03/fyi-the-food-scene-is-grand-forks-north-dakota-is-thriving/">her Olive Garden review in the Grand Forks Herald</a> last week, I was <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/03/elderly-viral-phenom-completely-flummoxed-by-her-sudden-internet-fame/">calling her a national treasure</a> and threatening beatdowns to anyone who dared to mess with her.