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Now The Question Isn’t “Is Joe Flacco Elite?” But Rather “Isn’t Joe Flacco Elite?”

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We'll have to wait for the press conference to hear some smug but safe rhetoric from Flacco on whether or not his new elite status will allow him to skip lines at nightclubs or get free sides at Bob Evans.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Jeff Reed, Too ELITE for AFL AND CFL, Attempting NFL Comeback

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Paper towel dispensers across the South shuddered with fear today when the news broke that Sheetz bathroom terrorist Jeff Reed is attempting an NFL comeback with the Titans

TOM BRADY

Manning vs. Brady: A Mostly Inaccurate Oral History of Football’s Most Annoying Rivalry

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This is the never-before-heard story of football’s most cherished rivalry, as told by those closest to them.


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