Posts Tagged: EPL

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SOCCER PRO ATTACKED BY BATHROOM STALL

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Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was left bloody and unconscious when the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=530186&in_page_id=1779&ct=5" target="_blank">door of a bathroom stall fell</a> and hit him in the head after a game last week.

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PIMPED OUT RIDE, IRISH SOCCER EDITION

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There's some soccer-related news about Man City midfielder Stephen Ireland possibly returning to the pitch for the national team of his eponymous home country.

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BREAKDANCING MASCOT EJECTED, APOLOGIZES

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Fulham -- that's the Premier League team with all the Americans, including the studly Clint Dempsey -- experienced a bit of a black eye on Sunday when mascot Billy the Badger was sent off for excessive on-field low-quality breakdancing.

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LADIES, I HOPE YOU’RE TAKING NOTES

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As we all know, the most important job for women and the best role model a young girl can have is that of a lingerie model.

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SOCCER PLAYERS DATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN

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Premiership journeyman Marcus Bent and girlfriend Gemma Atkinson both get around -- not only has he played for ten clubs over the last 12 years, but he also broke it off with his fiancée to start dating Atkinson.

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I M N UR M34T CRTNZ LIKKIN UR B34N

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Chelsea forward Nicolas Anelka, 28, sent sex-related text messaged his mistress, 24-year-old Natalie Merriman.

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SOCCER STAR CHEATS ON WIFE, BARFS

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This will come as shock for all of us, but a star soccer player in England <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=85812&in_page_id=7" target="_blank">allegedly cheated on his wife</a>.

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SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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When it absolutely has to be sexually assaulted overnight.

CHELSEA BLUES

UMMM…

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<a href="http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/men_in_tights_frank_lampard/" target="_blank">This photo</a> is of Chelsea's Frank Lampard (with fiancee Elen Rives) on the way to the team's Christmas party.

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STEPHEN GERRARD’S WIFE WUZ ROBBED

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She looks kinda like Paris Hilton, but without the diseased gaping maw of hell" title="She looks kinda like Paris Hilton, but without the diseased gaping maw of hell" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Alex Curran, the uber-WAG who is married to Liverpool star Stephen Gerrard (translation: he plays soccer, she shops), was robbed in her home last night, according to super-sexy <a href="http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/alex_curran_robbed_at_home/" target="_blank">Kickette</a>.

BLACKBURN ROVERS

SOCCER DIDN’T NEED THIS

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Americans like their cheerleaders to be attractive, athletic girls who perform sexy gryrations on the sidelines.

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ASHLEY WANTS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING

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England's Ashley Young, a 20-year-old striker who got his first cap in England's embarrassing 2-1 loss to Russia that eliminated them from some big competition, has a nice little habit of masturbating on his webcam for strangers.

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SOCCER'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR ONE THING

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Okay, let me explain this one.

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ON CRISTIANO RONALDO AND HOOKER ORGIES

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My apologies that With Leather is just now getting to the <a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml" target="_blank">five-hooker orgy</a> held by Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo.

MONEY-GRUBBING WHORES

THE EPL PREVIEW, WITH LEATHER-STYLE

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Some of you may find my fixation with the English Premier League curious.

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MAN CITY OWNER HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATOR?

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From 2001-06, Thaksin Shinawatra was prime minister of Thailand.

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EPL PREVIEW, WITH LEATHER-STYLE

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The English Premier League, or the "Premiership," or "EPL," or "Barclay's," or -- as some of you call it -- "fucking soccer" kicks off its season tomorrow, and while I have something pretty special on tap for next week, I wanted to preview the league in a way that we could all appreciate: with hot chicks wearing insanely tight jerseys of EPL teams.


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