Posts Tagged: EVERYONE’S A CRITIC

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Glenn Beck Hated 'Noah,' Which He Calls 'Babylonian Chainsaw Massacre'

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The guy who converted to Mormonism mocked 'Noah' for its lack of believability.

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Paramedics Called To ‘Raid 2′ Premiere: ‘The Most Violent Mainstream Film Since Passion Of The Christ’

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Paramedics were called after a guy fainted during the premiere of The Raid 2, which early reviews call "the most violent mainstream film since Passion of the Christ."

ARMOND WHITE HECKLING

Armond White Has Been Kicked Out Of The New York Film Critics Circle

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Three-time NYFCC Chairman was expelled from the NYFCC in an emergency vote this morning.

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A Response To The Journalist Who Asked Lena Dunham Why She’s Naked So Much On ‘Girls’

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My response to the journalist who asked Lena Dunham why she's naked so much in Girls and then couldn't figure out why Judd Apatow got mad.

ARMOND WHITE HECKLING

NYFCC Calls ‘Emergency Meeting’ To Deal With Armond White, Who Calls It ‘Communist’

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The New York Film Critics Circle says their event was "ruined" by Armond White's heckling. White, in turn, calls their emergency meeting "Communist."

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

"Critic" Pete Hammond Had an Extra Whorey Year

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This year, quote whore Pete Hammond gave positive reviews to 48 out of 58 movies, and one of the 10 negatives was Edgar Wright's 'The World's End.'

DAN CLOWES

Shia LaBeouf Caught Plagiarizing A Comic Writer for His Short Film Making Fun of Film Critics

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Shia Labeouf directed a short film starring Jim Gaffigan about how film critics are shitty. It was actually pretty good. Trouble is, it was lifted almost word-for-word from a 2007 comic.

AWARD SEASON

I Guess Someone Considered James Franco’s Sh*t

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You may remember that a week ago today, A24 released <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/12/a24-releases-for-your-consideration-video-james-franco-spring-breakers" target="_blank">a For Your Consideration video for James Franco</a>, urging awards voters to consider Franco's landmark "LOOK.

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The Most Irate Responses To Negative Hobbit Reviews By Commenters Who Haven’t Seen The Hobbit Yet

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The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug doesn't open for another week, but that didn't stop critics from posting negative reviews of it, or commenters who haven't seen the film from leaving angry, misspelled attacks on those critics. A+ internets.

ATTACKED BY THE LOCALS

Michael Bay was attacked in Hong Kong during extortion attempt

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His beautiful hair, his awesome life, his insatiable appetite for supermodels and penchant for fine explosions - there are any number of reasons for jealous losers to envy Michael Bay.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Oliver Stone says Breaking Bad finale ‘would be laughed off the screen’

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Apparently Oliver Stone didn't get the memo that offering your opinion on the Breaking Bad finale is so two weeks ago (and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/billy-zane-blames-the-government-shutdown-on-breaking-bad-or-something" target="_blank">Billy Zane already did it</a> best), and that this week is all about fact-checking Gravity.

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Quentin Tarantino's Top 10 Movies of 2013 includes The Lone Ranger

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I don't know if you're aware of this, but Quentin Tarantino, in addition to being a famous and acclaimed film director.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Gravity Reviewed by An Actual Rocket Scientist

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I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/gravity-reviewcaptures-the-pants-shtting-vastness-of-space" target="_blank">reviewed Gravity</a> last week and loved it, but of course the only thing *I* know about rockets is the red one that comes out when I jerk off my dog.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Mr. Magorium director on Breaking Bad: “No one has two copies of Mr. Magorium.”

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Be advised, this is the mildest spoiler ever, but nonetheless, SPOILER ALERT: in the last episode of Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston's Walter White finds himself in place with two copies of Mr.

BUCKY LARSOND

Selena Gomez Movie Narrowly Avoids Being Bucky Larson'd

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In Getaway, Ethan Hawke plays a reluctant racecar driver forced to go along with a mission when some bad guys kidnap his wife.

CHINA

Chinese Op-Ed: ‘Pacific Rim degrades Chinese as monster eaters’

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Pacific Rim has the rare distinction of grossing more in China than in the US, earning more than <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/losangeles/news/2013/08/19/pacific-rim-hits-100-million-in-china.html" target="_blank">$106 million</a> in just three weeks there, while having grossed a shade less than that here, despite higher ticket prices and a much earlier opening.

avengers: age of ultron

Joss Whedon on What He Hates about Temple of Doom

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Joss Whedon fans have a tendency to be so obnoxious that they can overshadow Whedon himself, who, as he proves in a recent interview with <a href="http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/08/22/joss-whedon-empire-strikes-back-twilight/" target="_blank">Entertainment Weekly</a>, often has some interesting things to say.

ASHTON KUTCHER

Wozniak on Jobs: “A lot of what was wrong came from Ashton’s own image of Jobs.”

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Steve Wozniak, the chubby, lovable half of Apple, wrote a short review of Jobs (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/review-jobs" target="_blank">our review</a>) for <a href="http://gizmodo.com/jobs-reviewed-by-steve-wozniak-1153771108" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a>: I saw Jobs tonight.

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Armie Hammer & Johnny Depp blame the critics for Lone Ranger being terrible

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Considering Grown Ups 2 has grossed more than <a href="http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=grownups2.htm" target="_blank">$137 million dollars</a> to date, anyone who blames a box office failure on critics should win some sort of award for stupidity.


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