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‘Boyhood’ Producer Offers ‘Time Back Guarantee’ To Anyone Who Thinks It’s A Waste Of Time

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'Boyhood' producer John Sloss has made a promise to anyone who says his movie was a waste of their time.

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Nick Frost Is A Big Fan Of James Franco In ‘Spring Breakers’

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Nick Frost looked at James Franco's shit and liked what he saw.

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The Michael Bay Review Graph Seems To Show A Distinct Trend

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This graph of Michael Bay's reviews over time seems to suggest that he's not just making crappy movies, but progressively crappier movies.

ATTORNEY JOHN BURKE

‘Hollywood’s 100 Favorite Films’ Are Pretty Much What You Think They Are

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Hollywood polled itself to ask what Hollywood's favorite movies are, which is actually just perfect.

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‘Does The Dog Die?’ Rates Movies Based On One Important Consideration

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DoesTheDogDie.com is a new website that ranks movies based on important dog-death criteria.

CHINA

John Cleese Says James Bond Became ‘Gritty And Humorless’ To Please Asian Markets

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John Cleese says James Bond became 'gritty and humorless' to become more like the Bourne movies to please Asian markets.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Siskel And Juche: North Korea Condemns Seth Rogen But Also These Films

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The North Korean regime recently expressed outrage over the Seth Rogen/James Franco vehicle, "The Interview." Here are some lesser-known works that the autocratic regime is similarly unpleased with.

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Hank Williams III Wanted Matthew McConaughey To Play His Granddad

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Tom Hiddleston is playing Hank Williams in an upcoming biopic, but Hank Williams III wishes it was Matthew McConaughey. Don't we all.

12 YEARS A SLAVE

‘Mandela’ Screenwriter Says ’12 Years A Slave’ ‘Sucked Up All The Guilt About Black People’

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'Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom' screenwriter William Nicholson offered some hot takes about the Oscars and '12 Years A Slave.'

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A Feast Of Tortured Food Metaphors In Reviews Of ‘Chef’

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The release of 'Chef' proved irresistible to punning linguists all over the review-tubes.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

A Netflix User Offered Some Hot Takes About ‘Jailbait’

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'Jailbait' is a movie about sexy women in prison, and one Netlix reviewer had some hot takes.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

Glenn Beck Hated 'Noah,' Which He Calls 'Babylonian Chainsaw Massacre'

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The guy who converted to Mormonism mocked 'Noah' for its lack of believability.

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Paramedics Called To ‘Raid 2′ Premiere: ‘The Most Violent Mainstream Film Since Passion Of The Christ’

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Paramedics were called after a guy fainted during the premiere of The Raid 2, which early reviews call "the most violent mainstream film since Passion of the Christ."

ARMOND WHITE HECKLING

Armond White Has Been Kicked Out Of The New York Film Critics Circle

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Three-time NYFCC Chairman was expelled from the NYFCC in an emergency vote this morning.

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A Response To The Journalist Who Asked Lena Dunham Why She’s Naked So Much On ‘Girls’

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My response to the journalist who asked Lena Dunham why she's naked so much in Girls and then couldn't figure out why Judd Apatow got mad.

ARMOND WHITE HECKLING

NYFCC Calls ‘Emergency Meeting’ To Deal With Armond White, Who Calls It ‘Communist’

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The New York Film Critics Circle says their event was "ruined" by Armond White's heckling. White, in turn, calls their emergency meeting "Communist."

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC

"Critic" Pete Hammond Had an Extra Whorey Year

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This year, quote whore Pete Hammond gave positive reviews to 48 out of 58 movies, and one of the 10 negatives was Edgar Wright's 'The World's End.'

DAN CLOWES

Shia LaBeouf Caught Plagiarizing A Comic Writer for His Short Film Making Fun of Film Critics

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Shia Labeouf directed a short film starring Jim Gaffigan about how film critics are shitty. It was actually pretty good. Trouble is, it was lifted almost word-for-word from a 2007 comic.

AWARD SEASON

I Guess Someone Considered James Franco’s Sh*t

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You may remember that a week ago today, A24 released <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/12/a24-releases-for-your-consideration-video-james-franco-spring-breakers" target="_blank">a For Your Consideration video for James Franco</a>, urging awards voters to consider Franco's landmark "LOOK.

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The Most Irate Responses To Negative Hobbit Reviews By Commenters Who Haven’t Seen The Hobbit Yet

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The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug doesn't open for another week, but that didn't stop critics from posting negative reviews of it, or commenters who haven't seen the film from leaving angry, misspelled attacks on those critics. A+ internets.


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