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The Political Victory Nobody Is Talking About: Kate Upton’s Uncle Won His Election

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I don’t know anything about Michigan’s Fred Upton and his politics, but for circumstances that are important to the very fabric with which this site operates, I had to look them up.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

Introducing The Guest Ring Girls For UFC On Fuel 6: Franklin Vs. Le

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To answer the most pressing question on all of your minds – yes, we will be having a live discussion for <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/with-leather-live-discussion-ufc-on-fuel-6#page/1">UFC on Fuel 6: Franklin Vs. Le</a>.

AUSTIN

What’s Up, Natalie Portman?

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As if it isn’t already hard enough being a college student, trying desperately to fit in among tens of thousands of peers while coping with the pressures of studying, self-esteem and just general survival away from our parents, it doesn’t help when Michael Fassbender shows up <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/charlize-theron-says-the-fasspenis-was-a-revelation">strutting his big ol’ dong</a> around campus.

DO YOU NEED A TAG OTHER THAN "KATE UPTON"

Oh Hey, Kate Upton. What’s Up?

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Originally, I was going to write a few hundred words about how Kobe Bryant and Smush Parker are trading insults right now about their time as teammates 5 or 6 years ago.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Visited Our Troops In Afghanistan

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Being a Miami Dolphins fans comes with few true joys these days – or, well, for the last 40 years – so it’s nice to see the team do something outside of blowing two overtime wins in the past two weeks in classic bonehead fashion.

COWBOYS STADIUM

Victoria’s Secret At Cowboys Stadium Opened, And Hot Models Were There

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Late last week, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/09/28/victoria-secret-underwear-cowboys-stadium/1600877/" target="_blank">USA Today</a> reported that the Dallas Cowboys would be opening a Cowboys-themed Victoria's Secret at Cowboys Stadium.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Miss Bum Bum Brasil Looks Like The Greatest Pageant Of All-Time

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Controversial Statement of the Day: Brazilian women are awesome.

BEETLEJUICE

The Brooklyn Nets Dancers Look Great

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The other day, the above image of the Brooklyn Nets dancers, the Brooklynettes, hit the webs and two things occurred to me.

CYBORG SANTOS

Oxygen Magazine Told Ronda Rousey That She Was Too Sexy For The Cover?

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<a href="http://www.oxygenmag.com/">According to its website</a>, Oxygen Magazine is a women’s fitness publication that helps females with exercise and nutrition tips so they can keep it tight, and we appreciate that.

CR FASHION BOOK

So, Uh, Kate Upton With Baby Animals (And Babies) Is Pretty Weird

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Justin Verlander's Sports Illustrated covergirl and technically-sports-related girlfriend Kate Upton has been pretty light on the photoshoots since bikini season ended, but her latest from CR Fashion Book magazine (entitled "Hush Lil Baby, Don't You Cry") has hit the web, and it's.

CHEERLEADERS PROKOM

The Prokom Cheerleaders Seem Nice

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I have to admit that I have been slacking in my fanfare of Polish sports these days, but I’m trying very hard to catch up on such time-honored classics as underwater breath holding and the two-legged race.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

REPORT: Fantasy Football Is Ruining The American Economy

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In news that should shock probably no person in any civilized society, people don’t like doing actual work at their jobs, according to a recent study.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Receivers And Tight Ends

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Based on my first two installments to this year’s With Leather Fantasy Football Guide – which has already won 6 Peabody Awards for excellence in mixing semi-nude women with some dude’s thoughts about stuff – it’s clear that I value running backs first and quarterbacks second this year.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Selecting Your Running Backs

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By now, you should have already read what I assume will be the world’s foremost guide on choosing which fantasy quarterback is right for you.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

This Arianny Celeste Soccer Shoot Doesn't Make Sense, But Who Cares

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It hasn't been the best year for iconic octagon ring-girl Arianny Celeste, what with all the <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/26/arianny-celeste-arrested-domestic-violence/" target="_blank">arrests for domestic abuse</a>, but the <a href="http://mmajunkie.com/news/29476/charges-dropped-in-ufc-octagon-girl-arianny-celestes-domestic-violence-case.mma" target="_blank">charges against her were dropped</a> and she can spend the rest of 2012 focusing on what she does best: looking absolutely gorgeous in situations that make little-to-no sense.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Knowing Your Quarterbacks

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Before last season, I took my first shot at making a set of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/fantasy-football-virgin-sign-up-for-our-free-game-with-fanduel-and-win-1000" target="_blank">fantasy football</a> guidelines – I hate calling them rankings, even though I technically ranked players – in which I offered my humble advice for the average football fan taking his first dip in the fake sports pool.

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Kate Upton Held A Skateboard For Charity As The World Showered Her With Praise

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Over the weekend, Zoo York and Stoker Mentoring gathered 30 Brooklyn teenagers to help clean up Fort Greene Park, and the star of the event was probably supposed to be 18-year old skateboarding phenom Chaz Ortiz, but then super model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton showed up, and approximately all of the teenage boys suddenly had to stop picking up trash and sit down for 5-10 minutes.

CHICAGO BEARS

These Are Tough Times For Brian Urlacher

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Earlier this year, it was “reported” that Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher had added to his arsenal of terrible girlfriends when he started shacking up with former Playboy Playmate and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/jenny-mccarthys-steven-seagal-casting-couch-story">noted nutjob Jenny McCarthy</a>.


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