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Kevin Sorbo Is Pretty Sore About Not Being In The Rock’s New ‘Hercules’ Movie

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The former star of "Hercules" is finding it difficult to land big-time movies lately and he's not happy about it.

THE EXPENDABELLES

Remember ‘Expendables’? Well ‘ExpendaBelles’ Is Coming, In Real Life

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'ExpendaBelles,' the female-driven crossover of 'The Expendables,' has a plot and it sounds like a doozie.

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Six 'Expendables 3' Ideas Brought To Life By Photoshop

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Little do said lunatic producers realize the internet is way ahead of them when it comes to coke-fueled Expendables 3 casting.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Spent The Last Week Using European Bike Rides And Rhetorical Questions To Learn Instagram

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I can just picture the cast of Expendables 2 huddling over a round of Ensure boilermakers, discussing how they're each going to do their part to connect with the kids to promote the movie.

#WORKAHOLICS

This Week in Posters & Stills: Arrested Development! Creepy Javier Bardem!

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Quite a week in posters and stills I've got for you today, Drunkards.

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Van Damme can still do za spleets, noooo problaim.

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We were all a little worried about Monsieur Jean Claude Van Damme a couple years back when we <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/van-damme-had-a-heart-attack" target="_blank">thought he'd had a heart attack</a> (apparently he hadn't - <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/10/jean-claude-van-damme-heart-attack.html" target="_blank">just chest pain</a>), but in case you needed further proof that he's still healthy enough to do Van Damme stuff, here's video of him throwing high kicks at the pads with UFC welterweight champ George St.

UPROXX AT COMIC CON

5 Things You’ll See At An ‘Expendables 2′ Party Hosted By IGN

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I went in envisioning photos of myself with Sly on one side and Arnold on the other, followed by Terry Crews tossing me in the pool for no reason whatsoever.

POSTERS

Liam Hemsworth steals the show in the new Expendables 2 poster

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If you read this headline and thought, "holy sh*t, Liam Hemsworth, aka the future Mr.

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Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

#THIS WEEK IN POSTERS

This Week in Posters: Charlize's Sassy Gay Crow, Kevin Spacey is a Chinese Superhero

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I'm sure the poster designer for this was excited about his super clever idea - "the crow will be her mask, like an optical illusion.

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Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.

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Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.

POSTERS

Alternate Posters for the Expendables

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It's a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/3/https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/375733_2161959734056_1398465458_31868582_1750571080_n.jpg" target="_blank">"johnymyko"</a> left in the comments section of my<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/this-week-in-posters-5" target="_blank"> This Week in Posters</a> post warranted recognition.

EXPENDABLES 2

Expendables 2 is scaring off all of Bulgaria’s endangered bats

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With one stunt performer already dead after a mishap with a planned explosion last month, producers of The Expendables 2 are in hot water again after a contracting crew hired by the production got fined by the Bulgarian EPA for disturbing a batcave.

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Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/chuck-norris-and-jcvd-join-expendables-2" target="_blank">back in September</a>, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=84103" target="_blank">ComingSoon</a>).

SET ACCIDENTS

Someone died on the Expendables set, and it wasn’t from old age

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A stunt performer has died on the set of The Expendables 2.

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Bruce Willis, Van Damme, totally doing Expendables 2 (but not Seagal)

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Bruce Willis was recently at the Golden Globes (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/pussies-hate-how-awesome-ricky-gervais-is" target="_blank">being introduced as "Ashton Kutcher's dad"</a>), and lots of people asked him about Expendables 2, because obviously, the most important thing about Bruce Willis' career is whether he'll be starring in the remake of the tongue-in-cheek homage to the earlier films of 60-year-old action stars which was a moderate success through novelty value.


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