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Google Finally Admits Nobody Wants Google Glass, Pulls It Off The Market

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Google Glass will be leaving the market Monday. Better hurry if you want a $1500 toy that makes people hate you!

#Florida

Man In Inflatable Bubble Attempts To Run From Florida To Bermuda, But Fails Miserably

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The U.S. Coast Guard was forced to rescue the man after he finally realized the error of his journey.

#Twitter

Southwest Kicked A Passenger Off A Flight Because He Posted A Negative Tweet About The Airline

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Southwest apparently has a standing policy of throwing people who complain on social media off their planes.

#MLB

This Kansas City Royals Ballboy Learned From His Mistakes By Totally Giving Up

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If at first you don't succeed, give up, because trying only leads to failure: an important lesson learned by this Kansas City Royals ballboy

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LG’s New Phone Ad Might Be The Most Terrifying Thing You See Today

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The LG G Flex needed an ad emphasizing how "human" it was. Apparently to this ad agency that meant "body horror and lots of it."

#GOOGLE

Wearable Technology Is Destined To Be 2014's Most Embarrassing Fad

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The wearable tech fad is about to go mainstream in 2014... and it won't be pretty. We look at next year's inevitable, embarrassing fad.

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The FBI's Crappy Databases Might Be Screwing You Out Of A Job

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The FBI's criminal database turns out to be roughly as accurate as flipping a coin. And employers consulted it nearly 17 million times last year.

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The Center For Copyright Information Gets Its Status Revoked

The Center for Copyright Information is no longer a company because apparently, they can't be bothered to fill out forms.

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HTC First, AKA The Facebook Phone, Is Already Being Discontinued

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Unsurprisingly, the HTC First is not selling the way Facebook had hoped.

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Spotify Launches Web Interface, Fails To Secure Its Own Music

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Spotify launches a new Web-based music player... and hackers promptly discover it's a free music buffet.

#GOOGLE

Google Glass Will Fail Miserably With Consumers. Here's Why.

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Google Glass is at SXSW... but it won't be going much farther.

#APPLE

Least Shocking News Ever: Apple Maps Head Fired

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At least the Apple Maps guy, Richard Williamson, was not fired out of a cannon into the sun, which is how Apple generally fires people. True story.

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Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Confetti Actually Shredded Police Documents

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a lot more lively now that we know it's basically 'Hackers.'

#Twitter

How One Company Shut Down Links On Twitter

Twitter didn't really think through this whole "shortlink" thing.

oh brother

Three Reasons Cable’s Streaming Games Gamble Will Fail

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Cable wants you to buy your games from it. Yeah, good luck with that.

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At Long Last, Wikipedia Has A Bribery Scandal

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Apparently Wikipedia editors will actually be tempted by money, after all.

#GOOGLE

Bing Wants You To ‘Bing It On’. Except, Uh, Probably Not.

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Binging It On turns out to mean "Google beats you like a veal".

#Facebook

Facebook Is About To Start Dumping Ads In Your Feed

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Man, we can't wait to see what Facebook does when its stock hits $15. Will it start selling all the nudie pictures it deletes?

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An Alternate Perspective: Mat Honan, And All Of Us, Had It Coming

Hey, here's an idea. If you get lazy and complacent, it'll blow up in your face! Isn't that shocking?!


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