FUNNY KIDS

This Little Girl Had A Flatulent Reaction To Being Told She’s Going To Be A Big Sister

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Pro tip: don't feed your kid beans right before revealing important news.

THE BACHELOR

A Contestant Farted On New Zealand’s ‘The Bachelor’ And Her Beau Thought It Was Refreshing

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The star of New Zealand's 'The Bachelor' actually respected that his date cut the cheese and owned it.

LIGHTING FARTS

This Story Of A Fart-Lighting Gone Awry Will Turn You Off Of Lighting Farts On Fire

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A simple fart lighting prank nearly turned into a man experiencing severe burns to the inside of his colon.

FARTS

Science Finally Explains Why We Fart More On Airplanes

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The people farting on your flight can't help it: biology and physics are working against them.

FARTS

Want Your Farts To Smell Like Chocolate? France’s Hippie Santa Claus Has The Miracle Pill For You.

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Want your farts to smell more like flowers or chocolate? This man has the miracle pill for you.

FARTS

A Man Tried To Vacuum His Own Farts And Paid For It With His Sphincter

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Vacuuming your farts is a terrible idea. Here's a story to prove it.f

Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Sounds Pretty Much The Same With Fart Noises

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Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" is basically the same song, with or without farts.

FRANCE

An Englishman Is Creating A Fart Machine To Point And Fire At France

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Inventor Colin Furze has created a valveless pulsejet that he will put inside a giant butt so he can point it at France to make it fart.

science

One Of The Greatest Extinctions In History May Have Been Caused By Farts

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How harmless is farting? 250 million years ago, it nearly made the Earth a lifeless husk.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

Breaking News: Mae Young Farted On Bubba Ray Dudley When He Powerbombed Her Off The Stage

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In quite possibly the least important instance of sports reporting ever, TMZ revealed that Mae Young once farted on the Dudley Boyz.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

‘Fartzenegger’ Is The Fart-Filled Arnold Schwarzenegger Video You Never Knew You Needed

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Someone perfectly edited farts into Arnold Schwarzenegger movie scenes. And it is glorious.

#Jay Z

In Which We Recklessly Speculate Why Solange Might Have Gone HAM On Jay-Z In That Elevator

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There's only one thing that could make someone as angry as Solange was in that video: a well-timed elevator fart.

#BOB'S BURGERS

Watch Gene’s Epic Fart Song From Last Night’s Episode Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’

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Bob's Burgers returned last night with "Frond Flies," in which Gene performs an amazing song about farts during a fantastical vignettes.

#south park

‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth’ Has A Lot Of Achievements For Farting

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'South Park: The Stick of Truth' will apparently be nothing but wall-to-wall farts. We can't wait.

opera

Opera Singer Sues Government After Botched Medical Procedure Leaves Her Unable To Perform Without Farting

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Hard to hit those high notes with incontinence and excessive flatulence holding you back.

viral video

Are Silent Farts Worse?

The notorious "silent but deadly" fart -- is it real.

Robert Pattinson

Katy Perry Isn’t Dating Robert Pattinson Because She Farts In Front Of Him

In her cover interview for September's ELLE UK, Katy Perry claims that she's just friends with Robert Pattinson because she farts in front of him.

SHIT

Examining 7 Iconic Poop Scenes, Set to the Bristol Stool Scale

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Editor's Note: By now you may have noticed Evan Harold's writing voice in your morning links and comments of the week posts these past few months.

THE MILLERS

The Dude’s Brother Farted on Elizabeth Taylor Back When She Was a Babe

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Jeff Bridges' brother Beau is set to star in a show called The Millers on CBS this fall, a show which apparently contains a prominent fart joke.


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