Posts Tagged: FARTS

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Finally, You Can Buy Underwear Pads To Snuff The Smell Of Your 'Gassy Emissions.' They're Like Maxi Pads For Farts.

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Let's just go ahead and award a Nobel Prize to whatever brilliant mind came up with the idea to sell these -- maxi-pads for farts, essentially -- <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/flatulence-deodorizer-pads-for-the-inside-of-your-underwear/">on the internet...</a> Flat-D pads are disposable flatulence deodorizer pads that are placed on the inside of your underwear to mask the smell of farts.

DANIEL COLLINS

72-year-old man pulls gun on neighbor over fart

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George Carlin famously had various creative descriptions for especially powerful farts, such as "It was a fart.

REDDIT

Actor Who Got ‘Farted At’ on ‘Game of Thrones’ Answers Questions about Farts

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In the most Internet’y Internet thing in the history of the Internet, Sam Mackay, better known as <a href="http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Lannister_Guard">The Guy Who Got Farted At</a> in Sunday’s <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/04/game-of-thrones-recap-garden-of-bones">episode</a> of “Game of Thrones,” participated in a Reddit Ask Me Anything under the name "uncalled4aggression.

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The 25 Greatest 'Manswers' Screencaps

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For far too long, I was ignorantly unaware – until <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/">movie blogger</a>/world record holder for most Max von Sydow puns in a single article (<a href="http//filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/i-just-made-extremely-loud-incredibly-close-way-better">one</a>), Vince Mancini, introduced me to possibly the greatest show ever: “Manswers.

CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP

The Wisdom of Gary Busey, Sink Farter

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When did you first fall in love with Gary Busey.

TMZ

Whoopi Goldberg Farted On ‘The View’

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The other day on "The View," while interviewing Claire Danes about whatever the hell Claire Danes is up to, Whoopi Goldberg farted on live television.

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

NatGeo: Fish Communicate by Farting

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No matter what else you see today, this is certain to be the best video about herring farts.

FART DOCTOR

“It is usually boys who make farting a game or a weapon.”

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The story I'm about to relate isn't movie related just yet, but I'm hoping a wise producer reads this and busts out his option checkbook.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

Twilight with farts & morning links

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"Twilight with Farts" isn't exactly creative or even well-executed, but it still made me laugh.

CARTOONS

This Man Is Your New God

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I'm pretty proud of my ability to make fart noises with both my hands and my armpits, but I've got nothing on YouTube user <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/UnderHero5" target="_blank">UnderHero5</a>, who can play ENTIRE SONGS via hand farts.

ANIMAL FARTS

Friday Free for All: The Farting Iguana

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Friday Free for All is the time of the week I reserve for all the things I really wanted to post that might not be strictly movie-related.

EVERYTHINGS BETTER WITH FART SOUNDS

20 Classic Movie Farts in 2 Minutes

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Since last week's discovery of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/writer-of-f-a-r-t-the-movie-speaks-out" target="_blank">F.A.R.T. the Movie</a> ("about a man named Russell who is obsessed with farting.

ABDUCTION

Taylor Lautner hurrrr durrrr hurrrrrr durrrrrr

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HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR 'Taylor Lautner' HUURRRRR DURRRRRRR DURRRRRRR.

BETTER MARRIAGE BLANKET

Friday Free For All: This space-age fart blanket can suck it

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As seen everywhere on the internet today, it's the "Better Marriage Blanket.

CARLTON CUSE

OH I’LL PLAY YOUR GAME, YOU ROGUES

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Apologies, folks, as this may take some explaining: So <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/daily-circle-jerk-and-a-polar-bear" target="_blank">earlier this week</a>, I received the above signed print of Lost producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and a Polar bear from Human Giant comedian Paul Scheer, along with a hand-written letter saying he'd be painting more Lost-related art and selling it on his website starting August 15th.

BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT

BRITAIN’S GOT FARTS

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A performance fartist using the pseudonym "Mr.

FARTS

LOCAL GOVERNMENT AT WORK

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If local politicians laughing at loud farts was going to interrupt a city council meeting, in what state do you think it would happen.


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