#video

Watch This Australian Man Repeatedly Fail To Steal An ATM

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Australian authorities are asking for the internet to help them identify a man who tried and failed repeatedly to steal an ATM.

#TRAILERS

Honest Trailer: Fast Five

The fifth installment of the Fast & Furious franchise gets the always entertaining Honest Trailer treatment.

#the rock

Vin Diesel isn’t shy about Fast Five’s Oscar chances

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(*deep breath*)  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

X MEN: FIRST CLASS

Name that crotch! The Sexy Summer Movie Codpiece Quiz.

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Things have obviously been a little crazy around here this week, what with all of the Gloria Allreds of the Interwebs putting a bounty on Vince’s testicles.

#reviews

Fast Five Review: Truck Nutz, the Movie

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Let's get one thing out of the way before we start: if you like Fast/Furious movies (if you enjoy fastness and furiosity, say), you're probably going to like this one.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Fast Five: 83 freakin’ million dollars

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As HL Mencken once wrote, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of something or other and  blah blah blah.

WALMART

5.2 The Cooler

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Dolce Meeyah "Fast Five", "Thor" Top Box Office Attractions [Reuters] Keyshia Cole’s Mother Frankie Arrested In Georgia [TLF] Uruguay To Legalize Marijuana Cultivation and Possession [RBN] Chuck D Says "Fuck Donald Trump," Challenges Rappers To Diss The Donald [Vibe] Apple Made More Money Than Microsoft.

WHORES

Pete Hammond’s Fast Five review is a masterpiece of quote whoring

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When I first saw this week's TV spots for Fast Five touting meaningless critic recommendations like "an adrenaline-pumping blast that leaves everything else in its dust.

#the rock

SPOILERS ALERT! 5 Fast 5 Furiou5 has a traile5

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Universal has just released the first full-length trailer for 5 Fast 5 Furious, the latest installment of The Franchise That P-Walks Built.

#the rock

5ast and 5ious will Rock your Johnson

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Word up, jabronis, say hi to your mothers for me.

VIN DIESEL

VIN DIESEL, PAUL WALKER SIGNED FOR MANNEQUIN 5

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(The director's toughest task was training Michelle Rod not to bark at the engines) Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have both reached that point in their careers when they give up on concept albums and just re-release a greatest hits record.


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