- Geek & Sci-Fi
We've already made a case for Andy Reid, who couldn't manage a clock if it was jammed into a serving of chicken marsala.
The Knicks' Eddy Curry is listed at 285 pounds, but bloggers-in-the-know claim his real weight is probably closer to 325, or what Shaq aspires to get down to one day.
Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis tore ligaments in his left knee during Saturday's game against Michigan when Irish defensive end Jon Ryan was shoved out of bounds on a punt return.
On the heels of entertaining (or at least competent) halftime performances by Prince and Tom Petty, the NFL has reportedly lined up Bruce Springsteen to play the intermission at Super Bowl XLIII next February.
Brewers co-ace CC Sabathia wanted to send a message of thanks to the fans of his former team, the Cleveland Indians.
Steelers Pro Bowl nose tackle Casey Hampton goes by the nickname of "Big Snack," which may give you an idea to how he spends his time.
Kansas football coach Mark Mangino has been the (ahem) butt of lighthearted t-shirts in Lawrence that broadcast such slogans as "Our Coach Beat Anorexia" and "Our Coach Is Phat.
A bicycle race in southern Illinois managed to capitalize on the rich cachet of America's omnipresent Tour de France coverage while still appealing to the assorted fatasses that sweat their way through life in the humid cornfields sprawling outward from the Mississippi.
Japanese sumo wrestler Toyozakura Toshiaki has been punished with a 30% pay cut for three months after officials learned that he had beaten an apprentice with a ladle, resulting in eight stitches for the 18-year-old victim.
The city of Indianapolis and their brand new stadium will be hosting the 2012 Super Bowl.
Remember Papa John's's (so many possessives.
I don't know who Will Jones is, how old he is, or where he lives.
If you don't count the games in Japan and last night's Braves-Nats game, today is Opening Day for Major League Baseball.
Chef Paul Prudhomme -- he's the fat bearded chef who isn't Dom DeLuise or Mario Batali -- was cooking for a PGA tour event in his native Louisiana when he was randomly struck in the arm by a falling bullet.
Rising YouTube star/awkward teenage dweeb Sexman already has a devout following at FilmDrunk, and now he makes his With Leather debut, as he shares with us some excellent football analysis while he watches Super Bowl XLII.
An Arizona man named Kurt Havelock surrendered to police on Sunday and admitted to plotting a massacre at the Super Bowl as revenge against the Tempe City Council, which had denied him a liquor license when they learned of his intent to call the bar "Drunkenstein's.
Another award given out at the Victoria's Secret Super Bowl VIP suite last Saturday was Sexiest Newcomer, and the winner was an adorable little dog Blake Lively.