FATTIES

EATING HER WAY INTO THE RECORD BOOKS

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This is Donna Simpson, and she is fat.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

WHO’S THE WORST COACH IN FOOTBALL?

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We've already made a case for Andy Reid, who couldn't manage a clock if it was jammed into a serving of chicken marsala.

#NBA

EDDY CURRY IS FAT

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The Knicks' Eddy Curry is listed at 285 pounds, but bloggers-in-the-know claim his real weight is probably closer to 325, or what Shaq aspires to get down to one day.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

WATCH THE FAT MAN’S LEG SNAP

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Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis tore ligaments in his left knee during Saturday's game against Michigan when Irish defensive end Jon Ryan was shoved out of bounds on a punt return.

#NFL

SPRINGSTEEN TO PLAY SUPER BOWL HALFTIME

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On the heels of entertaining (or at least competent) halftime performances by Prince and Tom Petty, the NFL has reportedly lined up Bruce Springsteen to play the intermission at Super Bowl XLIII next February.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE BURGERS

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Brewers co-ace CC Sabathia wanted to send a message of thanks to the fans of his former team, the Cleveland Indians.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

CASEY HAMPTON IS TOO FAT TO MOVE

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Steelers Pro Bowl nose tackle Casey Hampton goes by the nickname of "Big Snack," which may give you an idea to how he spends his time.

MARK MANGINO

MARK MANGINO IS JUST BIG-BONED

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Kansas football coach Mark Mangino has been the (ahem) butt of lighthearted t-shirts in Lawrence that broadcast such slogans as "Our Coach Beat Anorexia" and "Our Coach Is Phat.

OUCH MY ENTIRE BODY

AMERICAN CYCLING RACE FEATURES DONUTS

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A bicycle race in southern Illinois managed to capitalize on the rich cachet of America's omnipresent Tour de France coverage while still appealing to the assorted fatasses that sweat their way through life in the humid cornfields sprawling outward from the Mississippi.

STEVE YOUNG

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A RIKISHI

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Japanese sumo wrestler Toyozakura Toshiaki has been punished with a 30% pay cut for three months after officials learned that he had beaten an apprentice with a ladle, resulting in eight stitches for the 18-year-old victim.

#NFL

INDIANAPOLIS WILL RUIN SUPER BOWL XLVI

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The city of Indianapolis and their brand new stadium will be hosting the 2012 Super Bowl.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN CLEVELAND

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Remember Papa John's's (so many possessives.

THE OPPOSITE OF SEXY

THE WORST EXERCISE VIDEO EVER MADE

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I don't know who Will Jones is, how old he is, or where he lives.

#MLB

OPENING DAY BASEBALLAPALOOZA

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If you don't count the games in Japan and last night's Braves-Nats game, today is Opening Day for Major League Baseball.

GOLF

THE MEDIA SUCKS, NEWS IS STUPID

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Chef Paul Prudhomme -- he's the fat bearded chef who isn't Dom DeLuise or Mario Batali -- was cooking for a PGA tour event in his native Louisiana when he was randomly struck in the arm by a falling bullet.

#NFL

SEXMAN WATCHED THE SUPER BOWL

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Rising YouTube star/awkward teenage dweeb Sexman already has a devout following at FilmDrunk, and now he makes his With Leather debut, as he shares with us some excellent football analysis while he watches Super Bowl XLII.

POLICE BLOTTER

MAN CHICKENS OUT ON SUPER BOWL MASSACRE

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An Arizona man named Kurt Havelock surrendered to police on Sunday and admitted to plotting a massacre at the Super Bowl as revenge against the Tempe City Council, which had denied him a liquor license when they learned of his intent to call the bar "Drunkenstein's.

FAT FUCKS

AND THE SEXIEST NEWCOMER IS… WHA???

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Another award given out at the Victoria's Secret Super Bowl VIP suite last Saturday was Sexiest Newcomer, and the winner was an adorable little dog Blake Lively.


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