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BEARS FAN WILL NOT BE ‘PEYTON MANNING’

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After the Super Bowl I did a post about Bears fan / dim-witted rube Scott Wiese, who made a bet that he would change his name to Peyton Manning if the Bears lost the Super Bowl.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

CHARLIE WEIS IS OVERWEIGHT

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Just because Charlie Weis's stomach-stapling surgery went totally awry and he almost died and then sued for malpractice but had it ruled a mistrial doesn't mean that we can't still laugh at him for being fat.

NCAA HOOPS

RICK MAJERUS IS TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB

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In a shrewd business move, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has hired alleged public masturbator Rick Majerus to blog for the newspaper's website throughout the NCAA tourney, and.

JOHN DALY

JOHN DALY IS ATHLETIC

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John Daly pulled out of the Honda Classic with an injury to his ribs and shoulder after.

FAT FUCKS

THE SUPER BOWL HURT MIAMI’S IMAGE

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Proof that there are lies, damn lies, and statistics: a new study claims that the Super Bowl hurt America's image of Miami.

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REX GROSSMAN DID SOMETHING RIGHT

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For perhaps the first time ever, I have respect for Rex Grossman.

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

STUART SCOTT LIKES THE WHITE GIRLS

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Well, I guess this is why they call him The Big Lead: the newest post on the sports blog that fucks up everything for famous people in the sports media has a rather revealing email about Stu Scott's extramarital activities.

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HEY, LAY OFF OF RUSH LIMBAUGH

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Everybody's taking pot shots at Rush Limbaugh for his comments about Rex Grossman -- the FanHaus, Deadspin, the Postmen -- and frankly, I've had enough.

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SB XLII MASCOT UNVEILED: SURPRISE! IT SUCKS

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The state of Arizona's Super Bowl committee has gotten a head start on drumming up excitement for next year's Super Bowl (because it's just so hard to get people excited for the Super Bowl), which will be held in the Cardinals facility, University of Phoenix Stadium.

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BEARS FANS ARE DUMB

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Wow, some die-hard Bears fan made the dumbest bet in the history of Western Civilization: Scott Wiese swore he would legally change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts won the Super Bowl.

FAT FUCKS

THE FINAL SARAH SPAIN POST

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I've been bombarded by emails asking me about my Sarah Spain incident at the Super Bowl, so I'm grudgingly making one final post about it, and that is this: there's really nothing to say -- my story from Friday night is much more interesting.

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PEYTON MANNING’S FORBIDDEN DANCE

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You know, I didn't want to do so many videos today, but then I saw this on Popjocks, and.

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MARVIN HARRISON LIKES WHAT HE SEES

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There's already been plenty of talk about how Snickers promoted its dudes-kissing ad by having NFL players watch it beforehand and taping their reactions.

MISCELLANY

WTF SCARLETT?

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Justin from NBX alerted me to SI.

NEEDS MORE HOT COEDS

QUEEN OF SORROWS – PRAY FOR US

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The noxious aroma of whiskey awoke me by curdling my stomach acid.

NEEDS MORE HOT COEDS

INDY’S ANSWER TO THE SUPERFANS

I'm pretty sure George Wendt or Chris Farley (moment of silence.

FAT FUCKS

BOOM CHICAGO

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Are you in Amsterdam.

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JOE NAMATH: THE URINAL INTERVIEW

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Really, I was content enough to get a photo with Joe Namath, the man whose drunkenness inspired Kissing Suzy Kolber.


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