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BEARS FAN WILL NOT BE ‘PEYTON MANNING’

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After the Super Bowl I did a post about Bears fan / dim-witted rube Scott Wiese, who made a bet that he would <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2069">change his name to Peyton Manning</a> if the Bears lost the Super Bowl.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

CHARLIE WEIS IS OVERWEIGHT

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Just because Charlie Weis's stomach-stapling surgery went totally awry and he almost died and then sued for malpractice but had it ruled a mistrial doesn't mean that we can't still laugh at him for being fat.

NCAA HOOPS

RICK MAJERUS IS TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB

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In a shrewd business move, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has hired <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/ksk-off-topic-rick-majerus-10-favorite.html" target="_blank">alleged public masturbator</a> Rick Majerus to blog for the newspaper's website throughout the NCAA tourney, and.

JOHN DALY

JOHN DALY IS ATHLETIC

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John Daly pulled out of the Honda Classic with an injury to his ribs and shoulder after.

FAT FUCKS

THE SUPER BOWL HURT MIAMI’S IMAGE

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Proof that there are lies, damn lies, and statistics: <a href="http://www.cerc.net/files/Superbowl_XLI_Post_press_release.pdf" target="_blank">a new study</a> claims that the Super Bowl hurt America's image of Miami.

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REX GROSSMAN DID SOMETHING RIGHT

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For perhaps the first time ever, I have respect for Rex Grossman.

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

STUART SCOTT LIKES THE WHITE GIRLS

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Well, I guess this is why they call him The Big Lead: the newest post on the sports blog that fucks up everything for famous people in the sports media has a rather revealing email about <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=1764" target="_blank">Stu Scott's extramarital activities</a>.

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HEY, LAY OFF OF RUSH LIMBAUGH

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Everybody's taking pot shots at Rush Limbaugh for his <a href="http://mediamatters.org/items/200702070012" target="_blank">comments about Rex Grossman</a> -- the <a href="http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/02/07/rush-limbaugh-media-bash-grossman-because-hes-white/" target="_blank">FanHaus</a>, <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/when-will-the-media-elite-stop-tearing-down-our-white-heroes-234918.php" target="_blank">Deadspin</a>, the <a href="http://www.wearethepostmen.com/?p=1476" target="_blank">Postmen</a> -- and frankly, I've had enough.

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SB XLII MASCOT UNVEILED: SURPRISE! IT SUCKS

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The state of Arizona's Super Bowl committee has gotten a <a href="http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/index.php?sty=83671" target="_blank">head start on drumming up excitement</a> for next year's Super Bowl (because it's just so hard to get people excited for the Super Bowl), which will be held in the Cardinals facility, University of Phoenix Stadium.

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BEARS FANS ARE DUMB

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Wow, some die-hard Bears fan made the dumbest bet in the history of Western Civilization: Scott Wiese swore he would legally change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts won the Super Bowl.

FAT FUCKS

THE FINAL SARAH SPAIN POST

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I've been bombarded by emails asking me about my Sarah Spain incident at the Super Bowl, so I'm grudgingly making one final post about it, and that is this: there's really nothing to say -- my <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/02/dispatch-from-miami-in-which-our-hero.html" target="_blank">story from Friday night</a> is much more interesting.

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PEYTON MANNING’S FORBIDDEN DANCE

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You know, I didn't want to do so many videos today, but then I saw <a href="http://popjocks.com/?q=node/156" target="_blank">this on Popjocks</a>, and.

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MARVIN HARRISON LIKES WHAT HE SEES

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There's already been plenty of talk about how Snickers promoted its <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs-5kD860vc" target="_blank">dudes-kissing ad</a> by having NFL players watch it beforehand and taping their reactions.

MISCELLANY

WTF SCARLETT?

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Justin from <a href="http://nbx.com" target="_blank">NBX</a> alerted me to SI.

NEEDS MORE HOT COEDS

QUEEN OF SORROWS – PRAY FOR US

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The noxious aroma of whiskey awoke me by curdling my stomach acid.

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CRAPTACULAR

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What a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=270204003" target="_blank">terrific game</a>, right.

NEEDS MORE HOT COEDS

INDY’S ANSWER TO THE SUPERFANS

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I'm pretty sure George Wendt or Chris Farley (moment of silence.

FAT FUCKS

BOOM CHICAGO

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Are you in Amsterdam.

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JOE NAMATH: THE URINAL INTERVIEW

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Really, I was content enough to get a <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/02/dispatch-from-miami-ta-dow.html" target="_blank">photo with Joe Namath</a>, the man whose drunkenness inspired Kissing Suzy Kolber.


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