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Indianapolis Ranks Last In Fitness, Colts Fans Rejoice

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Indianapolis dropped from 46th to last in fitness among the 50 largest cities in America. You did it, Colts fans.

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Bengals-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

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The Bengals look to avoid being the first team in NFL history to go one-and-done in the playoffs in four straight years.

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Patriots-Colts SNF Live Blog

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The Patriots have yet to beat the Colts in Lucas Oil Stadium, but they've dominated them in general in recent years.

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Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

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Andy Reid has the body of a Colts fan.

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start.

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Broncos-Colts Peyton Narrativekkake Live Blog, First Half

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The great thing about tonight is that the Colts are likely to be destroyed while half their fan base absolutely adores the entire experience because they're stuck in Manning Stockholm Syndrome.

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Meast and Least for Week 6

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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 6 is Tamba Hali, who had three and a half of the Chiefs' 10 sacks of Terrelle Pryor as Kansas City continued its undefeated run with a 24-7 drubbing of the Raiders.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

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Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg Toler Departures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie, Jerraud Powers, A.

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Of Course The Ryan Brothers Hit Up Steak ‘n Shake During The Combine

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NFL brass has descended on Indianapolis to be as bored by draft prospects running drills as the rest of us.

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The Colts Had Monkeys On Dogback Herding Goats At Halftime

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While the halftime show of monkeys riding dogs is something we've seen before at Mile High Stadium, those monkeys were not tasked with doing anything beyond delighting the crowd just being themselves.

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Reggie Wayne’s Car Was Stolen By A Hotel Valet

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This might seem like a frivolous story made for Ferris Bueller references, but this is serious business.

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Colts Fan Gives Rob Bironas A New Set Of Uprights

That's a much more difficult target for a kicker to hit, given the extra distance and the smaller margin between the uprights.

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Your Week 11 Late Games Open Thread

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via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll.

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Prank War – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Packers receivers Greg Jennings and James Jones are engaged in a prank war, with Jennings landing the latest salvo.

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Stevie So Cheeky – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Stevie Johnson teamed up with The NOC to give out $5 to people willing to accost strangers in Manhattan and offer them a rectal exam.

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The Best Moments From Week 5 Sunday

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Another Sunday of full of drinking and schadenfreude in the books, with only one more likely blowout left until the end of Week 5.


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