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Brian Billick Is Elmer Fudd

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Reggie Wayne is having a huge game that includes several critical catches as the Colts pulled ahead and threaten to pull dramatic upset a week after their head coach was diagnosed with leukemia.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

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via The onset of Pey-Pey's NeckAIDS made 2011 a lost season for the Colts, filled with beer gut-wrenching losses, Curtis Painter, Don Orlovsky and a laughable 62-7 loss to the Saints.

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Not A Very Pittsburghish Surrender

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A Steelers fan attended Colts camp in a James Harrison jersey, possibly because he felt like being a dickhead but more likely because Steelers fans are always wearing jerseys, regardless of occasion or setting.

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HAWT BAWX THIS WICKED VAN – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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A reader spotted this KSK plate in Boston across the street from Fenway "around game time".

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Stephen A. Saves The Black Athlete: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Ryan Clark went on ESPN First Take to trash reporters who make a practice of denigrating the intelligence of athletes and don't think they understand what journalists are trying to accomplish by asking certain questions.

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Indy Reporters Get Totally Worked By Peyton AND LOVE IT!

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Guy Fieri without the bold flavors Typically when a beloved player departs his long-time team for retirement or another franchise and wishes to leave a lingering aftertaste of classiness, he takes out a full-page ad in the hometown paper thanking the fans for their support.

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Peyton Manning And Colts Agree To See Other People

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According to everybody, on Wednesday the Colts will release renowned sheriff and sometimes battleship Peyton Manning into the wild, where the quarterback will be frightened by the fresh air and lack of game tape.

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Fat Hump Hysteria Spurs Important Stadium Photo

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It's been a while since we checked in with KSK best palsies at Stampede Blue, but when there's a nuggetbomb this monumental, you cast petty rivalries aside and get straight to the reportage.

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The Colts Choked When They Tried To Suck

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Bless you, one reasonable and butthurt Colts fan (jersey tucked into jeans, per Lucas Oil Stadium dress code) visibly dismayed that his team would bother to pointlessly win its way out of the Andrew Luck sweepstakes.

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It’s glandular

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Meet Indiana's answer to Kige Ramsey.

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Let This Be A Lesson, Bowl Game Site Selection Committees

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Early design of Indianapolis tourism Plan B We were getting around to ripping the hilariously atrocious Super Bowl Shuffle spoof put together by the Pawnee Parks & Rec Indianapolis Convention and Visitors Association to attract visitors to what the Greeks call "Indiana City" but the rest of us refer to as UGH GOD THE BLOB'S GOT ME SAVE YOURSELF.

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Drew Brees Understands If You Want To Abruptly Retire. In Fact, He Wishes You Well In Your Golden Years

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Longtime Bears center Olin Kreutz played at a superior level for 13 years in Chicago.

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Fetushead Cannibalism Creates Possibility For Perfect Fat Hump Story

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We've bagged on Colts fans plenty since Battleship Manning ran aground on Neck AIDS Island.

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Sad Colts Fan Is Sad

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Don't mind me, just putting this here so we all can have it forever.

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Fat Humps Drizzle Costas Ejaculate On Popcorn Troughs

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NBC couldn't possibly be more thrilled to get Manning on one of their two playoff broadcasts this season.

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An Uncharacteristically Competent Game? From Fetushead?

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"To the woodshed, where we film and then watch hours of me beating you.

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The 12 Days Of Manningfacemas

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Peyton Manning has thrown 11 interceptions in his past three games.

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Battle Of Quarterbacks Who Can Throw To Anybody

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Hey Fatasspolis, remember when I came into your snack shack and kicked your dumpy dimpled asses back to the discount candy aisle at CVS.


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