#DWIGHT HOWARD

Exploding Bubbles And Morning Links

The best part is that a guy who can create exploding chemistry bombs is getting bossed around by his wife.

WORLD RECORDS

Introducing Chun Chun, The Largest Baby Ever Born In China!

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Normally when a woman gives birth in China, it isn’t big news since it would take 600 networks running around the clock to cover that kind of procreation.

RACING

Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on Fark and the fine men and other men of ESPN NASCAR to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.

SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES

Maybe Next Time Don’t Become The Fattest Man In The World

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If ever there was an argument against universal health care, perhaps it’s the story of Paul Mason, a British man who currently weighs in at approximately 420-pounds.

whoops

Fat Guy In A Little Chair

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Terrell Brown Breaks Chair - For more funny movies, click here Via Guyism comes the funniest and saddest thing you'll see all over the Internet today: Your blooper of College Football Saturday comes courtesy of 6’10″ 377-lb Terrell Brown, who, apparently is not aware of how big he is.

#PRO WRESTLING

History’s Most Depressing Video Of Two Fat Guys Fighting To The Death

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Imagine, if only for a moment, a fantasy situation wherein an evil witch or wicked stepmother casts a spell on two gluttonous, hyper-masculine men and turns them into pigs.

MONTANA AMAZON

Haley Joel Osment Looks… Healthy

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We haven’t heard much from Haley Joel Osment since his DUI arrest when he was 18, and it seemed like maybe we had lost the innocence that first graced our lives in Forrest Gump and later as a little boy with AIDS in “Walker, Texas Ranger.

WORLD'S FATTEST WOMAN

The World’s Fattest Mom Has Given Up

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Two weeks ago, I brought you the incredibly brave story of Susanne Eman, an Arizona woman who is not only a Guinness World Record holder, but is also aspiring to be so much better at what she is famous for.

#Justin Bieber

Morning Links: The Next Big Thing

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With Leather Brock Lesnar Murdering Things - I learned to love him as Paul Heyman's cocky frat supermonster, I learned to love him as a faux-Minnesota Viking and now I must learn to love him again as a guy who systematically does everything I don't like.

ross mathews

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Afraid To Tell You That You’re A Fat Fatty McFatterson

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When we last checked in on Internet newsletter mogul/domestic goddess/aspiring rapper/aspiring country singer/actress Gwyneth Paltrow, she was joining the common folk on Twitter, just as the Lord ordained it.

WOMENS TENNIS

Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

SUMO WRESTLERS

Fat Guy Breaks Own Marathon Record

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Last week I introduced you to Joe D’Amico, a Chicago man who was training for the Los Angeles Marathon by eating only McDonald’s during the 30 days leading up to the race.

SUPER BOWL

What’s So Wrong With Being Obese?

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Fast food restaurants throughout Britain could be the target of a new Fat Tax in 2012 that would charge the owners £1,000 before they open to the public as part of a new program that would create awareness of childhood obesity.

TOSH.0

Nice Try, Pal. But There’s No Such Thing as Redemption in this Neighborhood.

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Rob the Crying Giants Fan first rose to prominence here at KSK, so it's nice to see his story reach a televised audience, even if Daniel Tosh's Web Redemption missed the little things that made the original video so delightful, like Rob joining the comments section and egging on our legion of satanic jackals to be crueler to him.

yes sirs

Peter King Is Having Trouble Flushing The Toilet

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When we last left face-stuffing land barnacle Peter King, he had finally gotten his Twitter feed up and running, thus signaling the beginning of the end of that startup’s financial potential.

quick hits

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