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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Afraid To Tell You That You’re A Fat Fatty McFatterson

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When we last checked in on Internet newsletter mogul/domestic goddess/aspiring rapper/aspiring country singer/actress Gwyneth Paltrow, she was joining the common folk on Twitter, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/06/gwyneth-paltrow-joins-twitter-just-as-the-lord-ordained-it/">just as the Lord ordained it</a>.

WOMENS TENNIS

Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

SUMO WRESTLERS

Fat Guy Breaks Own Marathon Record

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Last week I introduced you to Joe D’Amico, a Chicago man who was training for the Los Angeles Marathon by <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/this-is-not-how-you-train-for-a-race">eating only McDonald’s during the 30 days</a> leading up to the race.

SUPER BOWL

What’s So Wrong With Being Obese?

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Fast food restaurants throughout Britain could be the target of a new Fat Tax in 2012 that would charge the owners £1,000 before they open to the public as part of a new program that would create awareness of childhood obesity.

SODA

COME STUFF YOUR FACE, YOU FAT POOR LOSERS

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Taking a cue from some of my favorite "massage parlors," Carmike Theaters is launching a promo called "Stimulus Tuesdays.

#TRAILERS

FINAL TRAILER FOR ZACK AND MIRI

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We're only eight days from the release of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and the final trailer is <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5160#comments" target="_self">now online</a>.




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