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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Afraid To Tell You That You’re A Fat Fatty McFatterson

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When we last checked in on Internet newsletter mogul/domestic goddess/aspiring rapper/aspiring country singer/actress Gwyneth Paltrow, she was joining the common folk on Twitter, just as the Lord ordained it.

WOMENS TENNIS

Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

SUMO WRESTLERS

Fat Guy Breaks Own Marathon Record

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Last week I introduced you to Joe D’Amico, a Chicago man who was training for the Los Angeles Marathon by eating only McDonald’s during the 30 days leading up to the race.

SUPER BOWL

What’s So Wrong With Being Obese?

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Fast food restaurants throughout Britain could be the target of a new Fat Tax in 2012 that would charge the owners £1,000 before they open to the public as part of a new program that would create awareness of childhood obesity.

SODA

COME STUFF YOUR FACE, YOU FAT POOR LOSERS

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Taking a cue from some of my favorite "massage parlors," Carmike Theaters is launching a promo called "Stimulus Tuesdays.

#TRAILERS

FINAL TRAILER FOR ZACK AND MIRI

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We're only eight days from the release of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and the final trailer is now online.


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