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Welcome To Planet Fitness! Here Is Your Complimentary Pizza Slice.

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At Planet Fitness, we want you to make yourself comfy. Bring some pizza! We don't care.


Here's Your Feel-Good Fat Guy 100m Dash

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I don’t know the background of this video and I don’t really care, because I want to believe that this guy woke up one day and said, “F*ck it, it all changes NOW” before logging on to Zappos and ordering a bunch of running gear.

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Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.


Now You Can Buy Fresh Pizza from a Vending Machine (Italian Woman Not Included)

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I don't know why these haven't been installed in every school, office, and rest stop in America already, but soon Let's Pizza will be rolling out the very same pizza vending machines that are already popular in Europe.


What's On Tonight: Double Doses and Season Finales

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Image via Cougar Town (ABC) - Tonight's back-to-back episodes feature a sexy contest between Ellie and Laurie, and Little Stan getting his hands on Big Carl.


Corgi Friday: Chubby Edition

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I present to you the most important corgi-related story of the year.


Carl's Jr. Wins Everything

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Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room.

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Paula Deen Is a Saint

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Paula Deen has been criticized for promoting an unhealthy diet rich with butter and sugar -- an odd thing for her to do, considering she has diabetes.


How Many Fattest Women Are There???

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Over the past few weeks, we’ve been introduced to Donna Simpson, the World’s Fattest Mom who is being forced to lose weight or she will die, and Susanne Eman, the “World’s Fattest Woman” who wants to be fatter.


Too Bad, Fatties

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I touched on TLC's new show "Big Sexy" a little bit yesterday, but it merits follow-up now that I've got video.


Woman Can't Stop Eating Dead Husband

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Hey, It's been a while since we checked in on TLC's "My Strange Addiction.


The "Sunny" Promo Is Fat, As Advertised

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As Matt discussed a couple weeks ago, Rob McElhenney (Mac) from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" put on fifty pounds for the show's seventh season.


First Look: Rob McElhenney as Fat Mac

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Last week, we learned that the previously fit and rakish Rob McElhenney gained fifty pounds to play Mac on the upcoming season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," for no better reason than he thought it would be funny if his character got fat.


It’s Funny Because He’s Fat

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I highlighted this story in the links yesterday, but none of you A-holes read the stories that I painstakingly compile for you, so here it is again: ScreenJunkies visited the set of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," where they learned that the normally fit and muscular Rob McElhenney had added fifty pounds to play Mac this coming season.


America Loves Fat People

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For what seemed like ages, "The Biggest Loser" was the only show on NBC that resembled a true ratings hit, so it should come as no surprise that ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss" debuted as the strongest show on television last night.


‘Adult Baby’ Threatens Suicide If He Loses His Social Security

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A couple weeks ago, I posted a clip from NatGeo's "Taboo" that detailed grossly obese 30-year-old Stanley Thornton's "adult baby" fantasy, which he lives out with the help of his grossly obese roommate, Sandra Dias.



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I consider myself a relatively open-minded person.

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Oh. My. God.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, I present to you the most disgusting, repulsive local news story I've ever been exposed to.

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