Posts Tagged: FC DALLAS

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FC Dallas CEO Smothered His Wife With A Pillow, Or ‘Help Me Pick A New MLS Team’

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Nothing makes you feel quite as warm on your insides as waking up to read about how the head of your favorite Major League Soccer club celebrated his 50th birthday by beating the shit out of his wife and smothering her with a pillow until she was unconscious.

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DAVID BECKHAM BLEW A KISS TO A DUDE

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Sadly for the three women disturbed enough to read this blog, David Beckham's air-kiss to FC Dallas's Adrian Serioux wasn't foreplay to hardcore gay sex, but a taunt after the defender delivered this egregious two-foot tackle from behind that earned Serioux a red card during the <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-soccer20-2008may20,0,5385279.story" target="_blank">Galaxy's 5-1 win on Sunday</a>.

FC DALLAS

AMERICAN SOCCER GETTING THE HANG OF IT

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The Houston Dynamo's Ricardo Clark has been <a href="http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6973035,00.html" target="_blank">suspended nine games and fined $10,000</a> for this lead-footed thunderjam delivered to Carlos Ruiz of FC Dallas.


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