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The Rapist Squeal of the Ratbirds Haunts Chadwick’s Dreams

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Well, that was by far the least interesting of the playoff games thus far.

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Who Left All These Shoes All Over the Miamikkake?

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Day two of Wild Card weekend opens with two AFC teams fond of employing gimmick plays and crazed linebackers.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed — Baltimore Ravens

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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Balteemore and TIXAS For the Subset of People Who Have Nothing to Do AND Have NFL Network

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It's the last game ever in TIXAS Stadium, and as much as I'd like to go on about how much I dislike the 50-foot crown in the center of its playing field, reader Brian had to go and send me this indelible piece of Bawlmer trashiness, the annual singing of "Crabs for Christmas" by David DeBoy and Da Hons.

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Oh No! They’ve Perfected Their Cloaking Technology!

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The day we've all feared has arrived, friends.


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