In Honor Of Hollywood’s Bible Boner, Here Are The 5 Most Unbearable Biblical Epics

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With 'Noah' out, 'Exodus' in production, and Hollywood's Bible boner at full mast, Heather takes a look at the five most unbearable Biblical epics.


‘There’s Probably Semen On That': 3 Days At The AVNs

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I traveled to the Oscars of porn to ask the question, how does an industry that's in an acknowledged decline treat its most self-congratulatory ceremony?


Why April Fool's Day Is The Worst Day Of The Year

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April Fool's Day sucks, and it's becoming obsolete as every day turns into April Fool's Day.


Some Words About 'Eternal Sunshine,' Which Turns 10 Years Old This Week

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Eternal Sunshine turns 10 years old this week, and I tried to remember what was so great about it.


‘Captain Phillips’ And The Problem With ‘Based On A True Story’

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Oscars week feature: When a movie purports to depict real events, doesn't it owe us some insight into those events?


Stream It Highbrow: 7 Ways To Watch All The Sex With None Of The Shame This Valentine’s Day

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Let's face it, you're probably going to watch a sexy movie this Valentine's Day. Heather helps you keep it classy with only the highest brow sex titles.


Why ‘The Hobbit’ Shows Us It’s Time To Let Trilogies Go

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This week marks a rare achievement for Hollywood; instead of spending two hours on a three-hundred page book, they're going to turn it into a nearly nine-hour movie trilogy, with The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug taking up theaters this week.


What 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Can Learn From 'Arrow'

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The Marvel cinematic universe could stand to take some cues from 'Arrow' and how it reinvents the DCU.


We Can Write This: 8 Free Movie Pitches for Hollywood

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Here are eight dumb movie pitches, including ones for rom-coms, shoot-em-ups, kids movies, and a remake of a classic. You are very welcome.


Gathering of the Juggalos Tour Diary Part 3

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Here's part three of my Gathering of the Juggalos tour diary, about our journey into the dark heart of most peculiar Americana.


Why ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Will Be The Best GTA Yet

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'Grand Theft Auto V' will be the best game in the entire franchise. Here's why.

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‘Kick-Ass’ And Four Other Adaptations Better Than Their Sources

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'Kick-Ass' is a movie better than the comic it's based on... and it's not alone.


Happy Anniversary, Jason Goes to Hell! Reliving A Tragically Overlooked Masterpiece

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Twenty years ago todayish (okay, Tuesday), Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday was released in theaters.


Gathering of the Juggalos Tour Diary: Day Two

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I'll have some shorter pieces and a gallery with some of our professionally-shot photos coming, but in the meantime, here's my account of day two.


Gathering of the Juggalos Tour Diary: Day One

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[Note: I wrote this while I was at The Gathering of the Juggalos over the weekend, but I couldn't post it until now, because internet access was spotty at the Gathering, where we stayed the entire time.


Dear Hollywood: War Veterans Aren’t Here to Kill You. (Guest Column)

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You might not remember it, and I only barely did, but a while back, the trailer hit for an indie-ish sci-fi film called <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNQRPqnDU0" target="_blank">Black Rock</a>, directed by Katie Aselton of The League and co-written by Mark Duplass.


The Problem of Scenery over Choreography

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All Scaled Out: Why Most of This Summer's Action Films Have Kind of Sucked I'm writing this because I think our complaints about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/reviews" target="_blank">recent action movies</a> are all wrong.

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