Aw here it goes.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
A recent report claims that Knicks owner James Dolan may have banned Woody Allen from the VIP lounge at Madison Square Garden because of some TV promos.
Oh good, Kanye West is feuding with an online shoe store.
While Dana White colorfully reminded everyone that Ken Shamrock owes him $175,000, Ken said that Dana should have to pay him that money.
Parks and Rec writer Harris Wittels didn't like something Defamer wrote about him. She he unleashed a c-word tidal wave on them.
Budweiser filed a complaint that Coors' claim to have the "world's most refreshing can" is inaccurate, while Coors claims it's advertising "puffery."
Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.
Is Alec Baldwin a towering a-hole? Yes, absolutely. Is he also a racist? Let's sure as hell hope not!
The refresher course was not put together in vain.
Ronda Rousey's interview with the Las Vegas Review-Journal has a lot of interesting moments -- the sob story about how she's too popular to go surfing, Ronda referring to her mom as both an "amazon matriarch" and the "biggest badass of all time, dude," and a thing where she assigns X-Men characters to her family -- but the best is the continuation of the weird Rousey/Georges St-Pierre feud <a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/damn-ronda-rousey-has-some-harsh-words-for-gsp-video/" target="_blank">she's been trying to get off the ground for years</a>.
As we’ve previously discussed, one of the latest post-NBA projects of legendary center Shaquille O’Neal <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/shaquille-oneal-dwight-howard-feud">is the Comedy Shaq Channel on YouTube</a>, which he is apparently trying to turn into a new version of the classic Def Jam series.
By nearly all accounts, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, a rich Orange County kid who got his start selling videos of people getting killed in accidents ("Banned from Television"), is a slimy d-bag, so it's nice to hear that he's been ordered to pay $20 million in a slander lawsuit.
Last night, the NBA network aired the highly anticipated Dream Team documentary to celebrate the 20th anniversary of arguably the most talented and dominating team in the history of any sport.
Dominic Monaghan, aka Merry Brandybuck in Lord of the Rings (hence my awful headline), aka Charlie on Lost, recently held a Twitter Q & A for fans, in which he was asked about Matthew Fox (pictured, above, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/that-dude-from-lost-looks-kinda-ripped" target="_blank">in Alex Cross</a>).
We don't know yet whether "Community" will be renewed next season, but as Josh <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/05/community-30-rock-and-parks-and-rec-might-receive-shortened-season-orders">warned in the last hour</a>, if it is, it's likely to get a shortened season.
Yesterday we told you about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/03/it-looks-as-though-the-epic-deadmau5madonna-drug-feud-weve-all-been-waiting-for-has-commenced/">deadmau5 taking Madonna to task</a> for what he characterized as her glorifying drug use in a performance over the weekend in Miami.
When freakishly armed living legend Madonna performed at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami over the weekend she posed the following question to the audience in attendance: "How many people in this crowd have seen Molly.
I guess if you’re going to try to get free press for your first relevant movie in four years, there’s no better way to do it than kicking a naked man while he’s down.
A lot has been made over Michael Bay’s announcement that his reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film franchise <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/start-the-lollacopter-michael-bay-says-new-ninja-turtles-will-be-edgy-lovable-aliens">would feature our favorite pizza-eating reptiles as aliens</a> from another universe, instead mutants exposed to radioactive green ooze.
As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/03/jon-hamm-on-kim-kardashian-it-pays-to-be-a-fking-idiot">you may have heard</a>, our boy Hamm-bone himself had some strong words for ample-bottomed famous person Kim Kardashian over the weekend.