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Fictional Cheerleader Soliloquy: Brooke M.

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Oh God, I hope somebody picks me up at the bar tonight. Tells me how great my tits look. Takes me to their place and drugs me. Rips my clothes off. Fucks me til' I pull a quadricep. God, I miss dating.

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Fictional Cheerleader Bio: Mariel

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I took this picture of Mariel at a charity event three years ago.

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Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Rhonda

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Rhonda recently graduated with a doctoral degree in physics from Emory University and, as a weekend diversion, decided to join the Cardinals' cheerleading squad because it's the closest franchise to her home in New Mexico, where she works at Los Alamos National Laboratory.


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