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The 6 Most Heart-Pounding Video Game Escape Sequences Ever

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Take a deep breath, because things are about to get stressful...


You Wanted More MMA Coverage, So Here’s Arianny Celeste In Zoo Magazine

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I'm having trouble coming to terms with the weird crowd-rage dog-fighting aspects of UFC, but if we need to move forward into the 21st century of sports and cover it more often, I'm down for throwing in on the Arianny Celeste For The Hits bandwagon.


7-Foot Russian Boxer To Search For Twittering Bigfoot


In real sports news, former two-time WBA heavyweight champion Nikolai Valuev is leading the hunt for The Russian Yeti.


Look Upon My Angry Bird Helmet, Ye Mighty, And Despair!

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If you tell artist David Arrigo what threatening, masculine imagery you want on a goalie mask, he's going to airbrush it to spec.


Adam Dunn Gets Violent About Internet Scrabble

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So, it turns out Chicago White Sox slugger Adam Dunn is one of those people who starts a random game with me in Words With Friends and resigns with 77 letters left when I spell "taciturn.


Auburn Tree Poisoner Speaks, Realizes Entire Life Has Been Stupid

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Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn (you know, the trees normal, ecologically-minded people cover in toilet paper to celebrate football victories) has spoken out, saying he expects to go to jail.

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