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- Geek & Sci-Fi
I don't know what's going on in Myanmar, and I don't know why they have something called a Fire Balloon Festival, but apparently it involves setting up a hot air balloon, then f**king it up so spectacularly that it descends in a ball of fire and sets off a bunch of fireworks, killing everyone.
It's getting harder and harder to shock you with violent soccer stories.
For the second time in four months, Tyler Perry's studio in Atlanta is on fire.
Firebug Pug is ready to bring the Goldberg.
After a 36-hour delay and what felt like 36 caution flags, Matt Kenseth was finally declared the winner of the 2012 Daytona 500 after he held off the feisty Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
We could say that we're posting this video because this was done for a noble, scientific mission.
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Captain America: The First Avenger opened today and we have a couple more clips with even more fire than the Hydra base and killing Red Skull's faceless minions along the way.
The headline "soccer fans throw firecracker at soccer player" would seem pretty normal at this point.
Walk like a man A gorilla who became internet famous when <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQf6cogMuI">videos</a> of him walking upright went viral on YouTube was given presents to celebrate his 21st birthday this week.
Japan, as a country, is afraid of a lot of things.
As Chicago Bears fans and even <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/23272/unpredented-player-criticism-for-jay-cutler">current NFL players</a> have ripped QB Jay Cutler for having no heart in the Bears’ 21-14 loss to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship, it has been revealed that J-Cutty actually tore sprained his MCL yesterday and that's why he couldn't return to the game.
Chris Marion has awesomely combined three of my favorite things -- hard rock, video games, and fire -- to create FireHero.
I made a solemn vow when I took this job: that I would geek out over Star Wars.
Daaaawwww, he's so cute.
Sometimes I like to get contemplative while holding a homemade flamethrower, too.
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Awesome news for people wearing sweatpants while posting lists of their favorite Smurfs (present company included): the Associated Press informed its members this week that they can cite blogs as a news source.