Crime

Man stabs his computer with a samurai sword because it was full of child porn

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Most guys I know hide their porn simply by labeling their computer's porn folder something they know their girlfriends won't be interested in, like "Reason" or "The Ability to Drive.

BRADLEY GELLERT

THIS DUDE FIREPROOFED HIS MARRIAGE

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Some of the promotional items handed out by Kirk Cameron and his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/kirk-cameron-loves-marriage-sweaters" target="_blank">being-gay-makes-me-want-to-love-Jesus-HARD</a> film Fireproof included this fetching "I heart my marriage" t-shirt, seen here being modeled by sexy arrestee Brad Gellert.

EAGLE EYE

BOX OFFICE: SHIA #1, KIRK CAMERON #4

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The phrase "Box Office" still gives Kirk Cameron the chills.

D-BAGS

BE AFRAID.

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Kirk rushed in to save the burning building when God presented him with a dilemma: across the street, a sale on sweaters.

FIREPROOF

KIRK CAMERON HATES KISSING GIRLS

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In an interview with the Today Show, Kirk Cameron revealed that he refused to kiss the actress playing his wife in his upcoming "movie" <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2402" target="_blank">Fireproof</a>.

CULTS

KIRK CAMERON HAS A MARKETING CAMPAIGN

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Relax, ma'am, God is here to help.

FIREPROOF

KIRK CAMERON WILL SAVE YOU FROM HELL

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Once upon a time, Kirk Cameron was the teen heartthrob from Growing Pains.


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