#gifs

Behold The LeBron James vs. David West Epic Double Flop

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Last night's Heat/Pacers playoff game was somehow, at the very same time, both tremendous and sickening.

#gifs

Lance Stephenson Tried Really Hard to Flop Against the Heat

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With all of the hoopla over the last few weeks about the Miami Heat and their flopping, Lance Stephenson is trying to get it on the action tonight.

#CHICAGO BULLS

LeBron James’ 11 Worst NBA Flops

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When Nazr Mohammed lost his mind on Friday night and put LeBron James on the floor with a two-hand shove, we were kind of shocked by the amount of people we heard from on the site/Twitter/Facebook calling 'Bron an actor, saying he was flopping.

#video games

7 Promising Looking Video Games That Are Going To Flop In 2013

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These video games look great, but they're not going to sell so great...

WANDERLUST

The 10 Biggest Bombs of the Year

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Forbes just released their list of the year's 10 biggest flops (defining loss here as a percentage of budget, rather than total loss), which you can see below.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

The Oogieloves has the worst opening ever

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The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure (as if "big" was the word that needed emphasizing in that phrase) narrowly edged out your mom's crotch to become the worst opening of all time this weekend, earning just $445,000 on 2,160 screens.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Battleship Opens Worse Than John Carter

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I like to pretend that I'm smart and that I can predict what people are going to do, but of course I can't, and almost every day shows me new ways that I can still be surprised by people's stupidity.

#.lol

Avengers averages more per screen than Miley Cyrus' LOL's entire gross

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Even before Miley Cyrus's LOL hit theaters this weekend, people were preparing for a bomb.

john carter

Disney expects to lose $200 million on John Carter – the biggest movie loss ever

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Rumors of what it cost to make an market John Carter ran as high as $350 million.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

‘Big Miracle’ flops like whale titties

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You may not have noticed on account of Burnsy being too busy partying at Sony headquarters to do a Weekend Movie Guide post on Friday, but this weekend's new major releases were the found-footage telekinesis film Chronicle, the Daniel Radcliffe horror story The Woman in Black (RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, HE'S DORKY AND BRITISH.

TOWER HEIST

The 15 Biggest Flops of 2011

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And now for your daily dose of easy Schadenfreude, the top 15 flops of 2011.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

‘The Big Year’ is an epic flop

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Crap movies stunk up the box office this weekend, with The Big Year winning the prize for stinkiest.

TRIVIA

Renny Harlin says he “begged” not to make Cutthroat Island

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Cutthroat Island cost almost $100 million to make, and when it came out in 1995, it managed to earn slightly more than $10 million domestically.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Average Audience for Bucky Larson Screenings Was 8 People

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Steven Soderbergh's Contagion led all others at the box office over the weekend, knocking off The Help for the first time in three weeks, proving that the only thing America loves more than a hot white chick curing racism (THAT MAID'S CHANGIN' YER LAAHFE) is watching Gwyneth Paltrow succumb to a mysterious disease (check out the new goop.

TOP 10 LISTS

The 10 Biggest Flops of Summer

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The Hollywood Reporter recently ran a feature on "Summer Box Office's 10 Biggest Flops of 2011,"  (not to be confused with The Biggest Flops of 2011 So Far from a few weeks ago) and even though summer isn't even over yet, I know these "lists of things with numbers next to them" soothe the internet beast.

YOUR HIGHNESS

The Top 10 Floppiest Flops of 2011

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Reuters/Hollywood Reporter released their list of cinema's biggest bombs of 2011 so far (based on production budget {not including marketing} minus worldwide gross).

#Comics

The Spider-Man Musical’s Still Not Right

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Last week, we reported on the reopening of Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, the Broadway musical that's tortured actors and audiences alike.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

The Top 10 Bombs of 2010 (Will Soon Include Warrior’s Way)

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This week at the box office, Tangled and Harry Potter flip flopped, with Tangled taking over Harry Potter's number one spot.

UMA THURMAN

Uma Thurman movie debuts to 11 viewers

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I always liked Uma Thurman, and not just because she has huge boobs (even Oprah agrees).


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