#FLORIDA

A 450-Pound Florida Man Was Arrested For Hiding Drugs In His Fat Rolls

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It's the "Jake and the Fatman" remake you've been waiting for!

#BREAKING BAD

A Walter White Lookalike Is Robbing Banks In Florida, Because Florida

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A 'Breaking Bad' themed bank robber is terrorizing Florida. That's hard to do.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Fakes A Break-In So He Could Skip Going To His Crappy Job

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Instead of going to work, a Florida man staged a break-in of his own house. Sounds like too much work.

LOBSTER DOG

Florida Friday: Hazmat team called after naked man spills formaldehyde he was dunking his weed in

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As I've said many times, it's not a Florida party until the Haz Mat team shows up, and it sounds like a Florida man was partying pret-tay hard recently when he crashed his car and spilled his formaldehyde.

#Iron Man

Robert Downey Jr Is The Worst Superhero (And Afternoon Links)

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Today's afternoon links, featuring Robert Downey Jr. as the world's worst superhero, amazing life hacks Tony Stark would approve of, and a silly cat.

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Florida Friday: Woman shot by oven while trying to make waffles

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By now, we're all familiar with the ubiquitous "<a href="https://twitter.com/_floridaman" target="_blank">Florida Man</a>" stories.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man, The World's Worst Superhero, Is Now On Twitter

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A viral photo from Reddit is now a single-serving Twitter account aggregating news about the many failures of "Florida Man," the worst superhero.


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