FLORIDA MARLINS

PETA: Everyone’s Screwing The Fish

By | 11 Comments

As the Florida Marlins continue to design the nuances and luxuries of their new $515 million Miami Ballpark, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have taken issue with the team’s decision to place two giant aquariums – featuring live exotic fish – behind home plate.

FLORIDA MARLINS

Phillies Pitch Perfection!

By | 5 Comments

<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/players-pitch-perfect-games-on-and-off-the-field"> The ghost of Cy Young is among us, ladies and gentlemen. And he's possessing the pitchers of Major League Baseball. Not even a month removed since <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/players-pitch-perfect-games-on-and-off-the-field">Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game</a>, we have a classic case of déjà vu as Roy Halladay becomes the 20th member of the perfect game club.

FLORIDA MARLINS

Marlins’ Ramirez Jogs Away With Tuesday Suck-Off

By | 4 Comments

Monday night's action was chock full of fail: The Pirates <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2010_05_17_pitmlb_phimlb_1">were blown out</a>, the Lakers <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20100517/PHXLAL/gameinfo.html?ls=gt2hp0040900311#nbaGllive">put a hurting on the Suns</a>, and the NHL didn't even schedule a game.

FLORIDA MARLINS

Creed, Marlins Find New Way To Suck

By | 6 Comments

Chalk this up to "Crap That I Don't Really Find Amusing But Post Anyway So People Stop Sending It To Me.

COMEDIC EJECTIONS

VICTORINO GETS LONG-DISTANCE EJECTION

By | 3 Comments

Phillies outfielder Shane Victorino was ejected from yesterday's game against Florida for arguing balls and strikes with home-plate umpire Ed Rapuano.

Fights

Video: Yankees Vs. Marlins…In The Stands

By | 20 Comments

[<a href="http://afrojacks.com/component/content/article/3-videos/3276-who-won-the-yankeesmarlins-game-dont-ask-these-guys">Via</a>].

FLORIDA MARLINS

GREATEST BASEBALL FIGHT VIDEO EVER

By | 17 Comments

UPDATE: Some of the parties involved apparently have been emailing <a href="http://deadspin.com/5302047/deep-inside-the-yankee+marlin-fan-brawl">Deadspin</a>.

FLORIDA MARLINS

JOSH JOHNSON WON…BUT WAS IT BORING?

By | 7 Comments

<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/04/13/do-you-enjoy-an-old-fashioned-pitchers-duel/">ASYLUM POLL</a>: Do you enjoy a pitchers' duel.

FLORIDA MARLINS

MARLIN MERMAIDS GIVE GREAT NOSE

By | 4 Comments

<a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2009/04/06/baseball-season-means-i-get-to-see-the-marlins-mermaids-partying/">Uncoached</a> has unearthed one of the few redeeming features of baseball season: the Marlin Mermaids.

2009 MLB Season

TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

By | 25 Comments

If you're not a fan of baseball, this may not be for you.

CUBA

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE MARLINS

By | 8 Comments

Somebody once made the point that if a city has more plentiful options for entertainment, said city becomes less of a "sports town.

FAT FUCKS

OPENING DAY BASEBALLAPALOOZA

By | 9 Comments

If you don't count the games in Japan and last night's Braves-Nats game, today is Opening Day for Major League Baseball.

FLORIDA MARLINS

THE MARLINS PICKED THEIR CHEERLEADERS

By | 12 Comments

I was thinking that the Marlins Mermaids were some kind of brand new development in baseball, but it turns out the squad has been around for five years.

FLORIDA MARLINS

THIS GUY IS A PIMP

By | 21 Comments

As noted in <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5218">this morning's SAN</a>, Marlins reliever Logan Kensing <a href="http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/03/09/a2a_josecol_0309.html?imw=Y" target="_blank">hunts wild boar and coyotes</a> on his Texas ranch.

CHEERLEADERS

MARLINS DISCOVER USE FOR FAT PEOPLE

By | 19 Comments

Fresh on the heels of the Florida Marlins making the brilliant decision to form a cheerleading squad, the organization has set out to negate any sexiness at the ballpark by holding<a href="http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/fla/fan_forum/manatees.jsp" target="_blank"> tryouts for the Marlins Manatees</a>.

FLORIDA MARLINS

THE MARLINS ARE SEXY ALL BY THEMSELVES

By | 17 Comments

The Florida Marlins may not have any players that I've ever heard of, any chance of winning any games this year or anyone to watch them do it, but the elemental force of sexiness sides with them, as is evidenced by this video from <a href="http://homerderby.com/archives/1793" target="_blank">Homer Run Derby</a> of the 2008 Marlins Mermaids tryouts from over the weekend.




Powered by WordPress.com VIP