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THE METS ARE IMPLODING

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I know that we've already performed the autopsy on baseball, dressed it up in a suit, and had a nice funeral where we danced on its grave, but I'd like to dig it up and poke the corpse with a stick, if you don't mind.

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MARLINS CELEBRATE JEWISH NEW YEAR

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In deference to the Jewish holiday Rosh Hashanah, the Marlins changed their game time yesterday from 7:05 to 1:05 and a big crowd showed up to watch the Fish battle the Nats:Forget the announced attendance of 10,121 for the Marlins-Nationals game at Dolphin Stadium.

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THE DIAMONDBACKS ARE HOT

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I don't think I've noticed the Arizona Diamondbacks all year.

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MARLINS PITCHER DRUNK, TASERED, ARRESTED

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This story is a leftover from the weekend, but I wouldn't be me if I didn't write about that wonderful and not-entirely rare combination of an athlete driving drunk and getting tasered while resisting arrest.

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A WILD NIGHT IN MIAMI

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Sadly, the headline refers to a baseball game, and not some wild South Beach party that ended with an athlete arrest.

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THE MARLINS HATE POOR PEOPLE

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One of Major League Baseball's priorities this off-season is to get a new stadium deal completed for the oft-maligned Florida Marlins.

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DONTRELLE WILLIS DRANK LIKE A CHAMPION

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Marlins ace Dontrelle Willis -- one of my favorite MLB players solely for the way he's portrayed in The Dugout -- got busted for DUI early this morning.

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Dolphin Stadium Is the Open-Air Kingdome

Dolphin Stadium, which apparently is no longer called Joe Robbie OR Pro Player Stadium -- I must have missed that memo -- is falling apart.

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Joe Girardi Got Fired

Northwestern alum Joe Girardi got fired for having the gall to politely confront Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria two months ago.


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