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Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your Favorite Player’s Skull

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Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

Pick Your Nose, Pick Your Poison, Now Pick Your Season Ticket Price Plan

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If Classy Cat ran the Panthers, they would sell out every game.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

KEITH BALLARD BROKE HIS OWN GOALIE

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I don't get these guys that get off on damaging equipment whenever they botch a play.

ATLANTA THRASHERS

“Ooops Upside Ya Head!” – The NHL Edition

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In the Army, there's a term known as fratricide--which essentially means "friendly fire.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

DREW ROSENHAUS’ LATEST CLIENT – UPDATED

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UPDATE: It's just a GD viral marketing campaign.

Fans

HOCKEY JUST GOT SEXY

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Many times I've thought to myself, "Y'know, I really want to like watching hockey on TV, but there are just never enough bare tits for my liking.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

HERE IS A NICE HOCKEY HIGHLIGHT

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The Panthers' Richard Zednik scored what turned out to be the game-winning goal by leaping over the Islanders' Brendan Witt, then sliding the puck into the net -- a series of actions that are apparently not easy to do while on ice skates.

CHEERLEADERS

WELL THAT SUCKS

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You can rent some Florida Panther Ice Dancers for the budget price of $100 an hour, but be warned: it's not like "renting" those women from the ads in the Village Voice.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

DAMN RIGHT.

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Yesterday, we joined voices and became a single Arien Nation in <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10880" target="_self">support of Arien O'Connell</a>, the fastest runner at Nike's Women's Marathon who was denied victory because she didn't declare herself "elite.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

NIKE’S SAN FRANCISCO MARATHON IS GAY

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Arien O'Connell finished the Nike Women's Marathon in San Francisco with a personal best time of 2:55:11, nine minutes faster than the next fastest runner.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

RYAN REYNOLDS WANTS BLOODY NIPPLES

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A man wiser than me once said, "Show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy that's tired of banging her.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

MIAMI ARENA WENT BOOM

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The former home to the Miami Heat and Florida Panthers got all implode-y over the weekend, and here's the video.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

RUNNERS ARE DUMB

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To prepare for a marathon, you have to spend months building up endurance through repeated agonizing, knee-killing training runs, having your nipples bleed and buying lame singlets that get you laughed at, only so when you tell people you did it, they can reply "That's cool.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

THE CAPITALS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS

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The <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap;_ylt=Al.vrsWWcqHPtKjniUeMQ5V7vLYF?gid=2008040523&prov=ap" title="Yahoo! Sports" target="_blank">Washington Capitals insured a playoff berth by beating the Florida Panthers 3-1</a> last night.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

SMOKING AND DRINKING ARE GOOD FOR YOU

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101-year-old British citizen <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_marathon;_ylt=AhmspSabPNK4ipgmuO9m03ntiBIF" title="Yahoo! Sports" target="_blank">Buster Martin plans on running in the London Marathon</a>: "I've said I'll attempt it,.

BUFFALO SABRES

THERE WAS BLOOD F’ING EVERYWHERE

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Florida Panthers winger Richard Zednik is in stable condition today after teammate Olli Jokinen, upended on the ice, </a>.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

EASTER IS THE BEST TIME TO GET ARRESTED

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As the sharp-eyed <a href="http://ltwinslow.blogspot.com/2007/04/easter-sunday-alcohol-athletes-trouble.html" target="_blank">Lieutenant Winslow noted today</a>, last night wasn't a good night for pro athletes to hang out in South Beach.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

Marathoners Like Pain

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Via the <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2006/10/randle_els_inspiration.html" target="_blank">D.C. Sports Bog</a>, I bring you a marathoner not paying attention.

FLORIDA PANTHERS

I’m Trying to Get Worked Up for Hockey, Honest

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I'm trying like hell to work up some excitement for the NHL season.


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