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Take a close look everyone, what do you think? Maybe 500 people in attendance for the Panthers?
Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.
The summer has not been kind to hockey.
If Classy Cat ran the Panthers, they would sell out every game.
I don't get these guys that get off on damaging equipment whenever they botch a play.
In the Army, there's a term known as fratricide--which essentially means "friendly fire.
Many times I've thought to myself, "Y'know, I really want to like watching hockey on TV, but there are just never enough bare tits for my liking.
The Panthers' Richard Zednik scored what turned out to be the game-winning goal by leaping over the Islanders' Brendan Witt, then sliding the puck into the net -- a series of actions that are apparently not easy to do while on ice skates.
You can rent some Florida Panther Ice Dancers for the budget price of $100 an hour, but be warned: it's not like "renting" those women from the ads in the Village Voice.
Yesterday, we joined voices and became a single Arien Nation in support of Arien O'Connell, the fastest runner at Nike's Women's Marathon who was denied victory because she didn't declare herself "elite.
Arien O'Connell finished the Nike Women's Marathon in San Francisco with a personal best time of 2:55:11, nine minutes faster than the next fastest runner.
A man wiser than me once said, "Show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy that's tired of banging her.
The former home to the Miami Heat and Florida Panthers got all implode-y over the weekend, and here's the video.
To prepare for a marathon, you have to spend months building up endurance through repeated agonizing, knee-killing training runs, having your nipples bleed and buying lame singlets that get you laughed at, only so when you tell people you did it, they can reply "That's cool.
101-year-old British citizen Buster Martin plans on running in the London Marathon: "I've said I'll attempt it,.
Florida Panthers winger Richard Zednik is in stable condition today after teammate Olli Jokinen, upended on the ice, .
As the sharp-eyed Lieutenant Winslow noted today, last night wasn't a good night for pro athletes to hang out in South Beach.