ZACH METTENBERGER

College Football Recap, Week 5: USC Gives Lane Kiffin His Walking Papers

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/kiffinspinnin.0_standard_709.0.gif"></a>Words by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jabressler">Jake Bressler</a> The Lane Kiffin era at USC is over after the embattled coach posted an unimpressive 28-15 record in four seasons as head coach.

UCLA BRUINS

And Your Week 4 AP College Football Poll of the Year Is Here

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In college football's AP poll this week, the top-five teams remain unchanged.

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The Stetson Hatters Hosted A Pretty Awful First Pitch Attempt

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Having attended quite a few baseball games at Conrad Park in beautiful DeLand, Florida – where the man with the newest model El Camino is king – I can tell you with great certainty that Stetson Hatters fans take their baseball quite seriously.

SAVANNAH STATE

Anything Oklahoma State Can Do, Can Florida State Do Better?

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Last week, I had the pleasure of taking part in the 22nd annual Florida College Football Roast (video soon), presented by the Kiwanis Club of Palm Beach Gardens, at which representatives of Florida’s top colleges (excluding USF, because) talk a little trash before the college football season starts each year.

NCAA

Osceola Isn't An Appropriate Mascot For FSU, So Here's A Horse In Shorts

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/fsu-osceola.jpg"></a>The last time <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-money-in-the-bank-2011-2/5" target="_blank">country music star John Anderson</a> walked in the swamp, he sat upon a Cypress stump.

USF BULLS

ROFLMNBAO: The NCAA Tournament Edition!

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With Brandon out <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/03/uproxx-sxsw-the-black-belles-at-mohawk/">gallivanting around Austin</a> for SXSW, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/03/uproxx-sxsw-ingrid-michaelson-at-central-presbyterian-church/">living the rock star life</a>, and me back here at home watching the baby, I realized that I forgot to do a ROFLMNBAO post last week, and for that I can’t apologize enough.

UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS

Are FSU And Texas A&M Joining The SEC?

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North Carolina State men’s basketball coach Mark Gottfried created/contributed to some rumblings on the old Twitters last night, saying that he has heard that Texas A&M and Florida State may join the SEC.

terrible

Flop Floppy Flop Flop Flop

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The unranked Florida State seminoles defeated the top ranked Duke Blue Devils in Tallahassee last night, which is great, because I love it when bad things happen to teams that receive special treatment.

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Ex-FSU Player Might Get Caned In Singapore

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Former Florida State football player Kamari Charlton overstayed his visa during a trip to Singapore, and now faces punishment from that country.

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R.I.P., JENN STERGER’S BOOBS

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Noted piece of ass Jenn Sterger is getting rid of her breast implants.

MIAMI HURRICANES

THE HURRICANES AREN’T BACK…YET

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If you gave up an hour or two of sleep to watch the pants-wetting finale between Florida State and Miami last night, then you made a wise investment, my friend.

SEVERE BEATINGS

OHIO STATE SPANKED IN BASEBALL, 37-6

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We deliver your college baseball post for 2009 on the heels of one public university in Columbus, Ohio <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_12492174">being pummeled by Florida State</a> as the Seminoles advanced to their super regional yesterday.

I FUCKING HATE MARCHING BANDS

SLICK FIELD CLAIMS BRAVE TUBA PLAYERS

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Anyone who saw <a href="http://www.gatorsports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=GS&Date=20081129&Category=MULTIMEDIA0302&ArtNo=112909996&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=2&template=gallery" target="_blank">images from Saturday's Florida-Florida State game</a> knows that the weather and field conditions were a mess in Tallahassee.

FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES

ABOUT THAT FSU FOOTBALL-FRAT BRAWL…

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I'm late getting to this story, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Wednesday's brawl at Florida State, allegedly involving several FSU football players and members of the <a href="http://www.pbs1914.org/" target="_blank">Phi Beta Sigma</a> fraternity.

FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES

A SMART STUDENT-ATHLETE FROM FLA. STATE?

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Myron Rolle, a safety for Florida State, has a 3.

FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES

BOBBY BOWDEN FIRED HIS SON

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Following Florida State's first shutout loss in 233 games, FSU offensive coordinator <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2661718" target="_blank">Jeff Bowden resigned today</a>, effective at the end of the season.


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