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Behind the PFT Headlines

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Welcome to Behind the PFT Headlines, where we save you time by guessing the story based on the provocative headline.

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Kangarout — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Most of what's going on in the NFL this week is the dissemination of contract details and rumors of deals to come.

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Behind the PFT Headlines

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That stripper was dead when I got here.

Unsilent Majority

Behind the PFT Headlines

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Welcome to Behind the PFT Headlines, where we save you time by guessing the story based on the provocative headline.

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Like Looking At The Face Of GAWD – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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CVS is marketing a new line of candy with this video of Tom Brady challenging people to surprise staring contests.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Purple Jesus Arrested For Either Resisting Off-Duty Officer Or Trying To Get Water

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Peterson seen practicing more passive resistance Adrian Peterson was arrested in the wee hours on Saturday at a club in Houston and charged with resisting arrest.

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A Very Important Mike Florio Smokescreen Advisory

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In the weeks leading up to the draft, misinformation is more rife than it usually is, mostly because of GM gamesmanship and also because Jim Irsay sometimes needs attention.

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Shocker: LSU Prospect Is Poor Test Taker

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LSU cornerback Mo Claiborne has reportedly scored a four on the Wonderlic, which would tie him for the lowest score ever on the test with former Iowa State running back Darren Davis, who ended up having a perfectly unremarkable career in the CFL.

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NEW OVERTIME RULES COULD COST US PRECIOUS BLOVIATING

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Please forgive the profusion of Florio into your hopefully otherwise benign Wednesday, but it bears noting that we've hit a new high-water mark in PFT trolling.

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Mike Florio Butchered Latin. What Did You Ever Do?

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Buried deep within a run-of-the-mill PFT guesswork exercise this morning about how an unsuspecting desperate team might end up signing Peyton Manning without having the opportunity to judge his current arm strength is quite possibly the Florio line to end all Florio lines.

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Mike Florio Secret Troll Language Revealed

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Andrew Luck is the arm that launched a thousand sinking ships.

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Mike Florio Divination Watch 2K11

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Remember when Mike Florio prophesized that the civilized world would be torn asunder by a pack of ravaging NFL players no longer reined in by the humanizing forces of owners and coaches.

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[Incoming Transmission From The Future]

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To whomever may be listening: it is imperative that you put a stop to the NFL lockout.

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The Mike Florio Quote To End Them All

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For those disinclined to follow media circlejerks, the latest one involves Washington Post columnist Mike Wise, who, for whatever fatuous reason, decided to take to his Twitter account on Monday to try an "experiment with online media" where he made up a report saying he heard that Ben Roethlisberger's suspension is being reduced to five games.

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Why Must the NFL Tempt Mother Nature So?

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When we last left winter weather worrier Mike Florio, his concerns were being countered by our own Mr.

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KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Mike Florio

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The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are incredibly excited to be a part of, as we have in the past.

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WEEK OF BOOK WHORING WHORES ON.


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