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ONE LAST TRICK FOR THIS BOOK WHORE.

xmas ape

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WEEK OF BOOK WHORING WHORES ON.

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Finally, a Football Book That Tells You What to Do

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Today marks the release of my second greatest literary achievement after the fake Philip Rivers Twitter feed, the surpassingly awesome (don't wanna oversell it) The Football Fan's Manifesto.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: The LenWhale Diet Plan and NFL’s Wacky Races

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Here's a video showing the real victims of the final-until-two-weeks-from-now Brett Favre retirement: media whores.

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Kimble Anders Done Screwed the Pooch

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The following is the winning entry in the tip contest for The Football Fan's Manifesto (here's an interview I did about the book for The New York Times' Fifth Down Blog).

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The Football Fan’s Manifesto Viral Video of Literary Violence and Bookkake

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HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me.

tip contest

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A REARMINDER TO ASS US SEXBAG QUESTIONS.

yes I know the author photo looks dumb

The KSK Football Fan’s Manifesto Tip Contest

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That there is the front and back cover of my upcoming book, "The Football Fan's Manifesto", a clarion call to return fandom to its debauched roots that doubles as an all-encompassing guide to being a sufficiently deranged NFL fan.


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