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UFC Fighters VS. A Soccer Mascot’s Nuts. Who Ya Got?

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/luke-rockhold-mascot-nutshot.png"></a>Fighters Luke Rockhold and Daniel Cormier took in a San Jose Earthquakes soccer game, palled around with the mascot a little and participated in the ceremonial First Goal, which is like the first pitch at a baseball game, but with your legs.

#PRO WRESTLING

Sports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments

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It's impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of 'The Simpsons'.

URUGUAY

Man Getting Hit By Football

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Or as we would call it in the United States, "Man Getting Hit By Soccer".

#THE SIMPSONS

Favre’s Junk Is All Over The Place

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Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre's wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don't then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/say-would-you-like-to-see-an-alleged-picture-of-brett-favre%E2%80%99s-penis-nsfw.html">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> from last week.

SOCCER

FREE KICK ME IN THE JIMMY

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Schellas Hyndman was introduced as <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/061808dnspofcdcoach_.3ac700c.html" target="_blank">FC Dallas' new head coach</a> earlier this week.


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