Posts Tagged: Football

FAIL

Bears Fans Race, Street Light Wins

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A pair of Chicago Bears fans engage in sidewalk footrace, and it doesn't end well for one of them.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Hey Florida Gators, You’re Doing It Wrong

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This screen shot from the Florida Gators' loss to Georgia Southern on Saturday pretty much says it all about their first losing season since 1979.

BASKETBALL

Foot Locker’s Week Of Greatness Ad Might Be The Best Sports Commercial Ever

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Foot Locker's new Week of Greatness commercial features Mike Tyson, Brett Favre and others finally making the life decisions we all knew they should make.

AJ GREEN

The Week 11 Fantasy Football Support Group: Nice Of You To Join Us, Ray

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Ray Rice finally broke out of his season long slump, despite some horrible weather in Chicago, to help us out in fantasy football this week.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Drunk Driver Told The Cops That The Michigan Wolverines Made Him Do It

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A Michigan Wolverines fan was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and he told the cops that it was all Al Borges' and the offense's fault.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

The Week 10 Fantasy Football Support Group: Cam Newton Is Like ‘Superman Returns’

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Cam Newton is just one of the many so-called elite players that probably broke our fantasy football hearts in Week 10.

BROS BEING BROS

This Miami Hurricanes Anti-Obamacare Tailgate Party Was Off The Hook

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Generation Opportunity traded free food and cornhole for signatures on their "Opt Out" petition against Obamacare before the Miami Hurricanes game Saturday.

DAWSON'S CREEK

You Know Your Team’s In Trouble When They Start Getting Burned By Dawson Leery

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TV's Dawson, aka James Van Der Beek, burned the Green Bay Packers Varsity Blues-style on Twitter.

Animals

Cat Tries To Intercept Pass

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Bridget the cat understands how defense works, but she has no idea how TV works.

CHRISTIAN PONDER

Samantha Steele Ponder Is Feuding With A Twitter Parody Account In Defense Of Her INT-Throwing Husband

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The Faux John Madden Twitter account made a joke about Christian Ponder, so his wife Samantha Steele jumped to his defense. Against fake John Madden.

COMEDY CENTRAL

The ‘Colbert Report’ Took On The Miami Dolphins & Washington Redskins Controversies Last Night

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Stephen Colbert weighed in on the media's reaction to the Miami Dolphins and Washington Redskins on last night's episode of The Colbert Report.

al madrigal

Allow The ‘Daily Show’ And Its Best F*cking News Team To Demonstrate How Not To Be The Miami Dolphins

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Jon Stewart & Co. finally got around to covering the Miami Dolphins bullying fiasco last night. This is why I get my news from The Daily Show.

BAKERSFIELD CONDORS

Keith Olbermann Nailed It On Why Sports Uniforms And Politics Don’t Mix

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Keith Olbermann ranted about why sports uniforms and politics don't mix, citing (among other things) Rob Ford's tie

Football

Olivet Middle School’s ‘Secret Play’ For A Disabled Teammate Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today

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Michigan's Olivet Middle School football team put together a "secret play" for a teammate with a disability, and it changed the lives of everyone involved.

MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS

An Oregon Middle School Football Coach Was Fired For Planning A Party For His Team At Hooters

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A middle school football coach in the Portland, Oregon area was fired for planning a team party at Hooters.

AARON RODGERS

The Week 9 Fantasy Football Support Group: Time To Take A Seat, Ray Rice

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Ray Rice has been a very unfortunate headache for fantasy football owners this season, but there's really nothing we can do about it but suffer.

BILLIARDS

Richie Incognito Shirtless N-Bombs Are The Most Richie Incognito Thing Of The Day

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Richie Incognito's trouble continue today as TMZ has posted a video of him shirtlessly raging in a bar, yelling the N-word. Because you're slandering him!

Baseball

Christian Ponder And His Wife Samantha Won Halloween With Their ‘The Sandlot’ Couples Costume

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Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder and his wife dressed up as Squints and Wendy Peffercorn from 'The Sandlot,' officially winning Halloween.

A-HOLE FANS

An ‘Ex-Ducks Player’ Wrote A Letter To Oregon Fans And Told Them ‘Go F*ck Yourselves’

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A former Oregon Ducks football player wrote an anonymous open letter to fans, comparing players to slaves and telling fans to 'Go f*ck themselves.'

CHILD ABUSE

Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.


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