Selig Should Try Being Like This In Real Life

Nothing that follows "Taiwanese Animation explained the ownership woes of the Los Angeles Dodgers by" should be surprising, but damn if after seeing Tim Tebow stab a dolphin, Yao Ming hatch from a basketball and Manny Ramirez kick dirt on his wife I wasn't still surprised when Bud Selig showed out of nowhere on trapeze wires and lopped off Frank McCourt's hand with butcher knife.


Frank McCourt To Be Rewarded For ‘Looting’


Embattled Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt has not only been going through a nasty divorce, but he’s also been fighting with every last ounce of his being to maintain his ownership of the Los Angeles Dodgers.


Frank and Jamie McCourt Agree To Disagree, Never Mention Divorce Again


Hey Dodgers fans, remember the good old days, back when Frank McCourt was a principled, passionate businessman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and led L.


Huge Shocker: Lawyers Are Making A Killing On The NBA Lockout


The NBA Players Union and owners will meet again today to continue their efforts to close the gap on what is believed to be a difference of anywhere from $2-4 billion in a new collective bargaining agreement.


Frank McCourt Shouldn’t Have Any Money


In news that should surprise absolutely no one, embattled Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt is possibly being grossly over-billed by his bankruptcy attorneys.


China Is Rewarding Frank McCourt

In news that should make blue collar Americans vomit all over their unemployment checks, embattled Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt, who is reportedly close to $550 million in debt while he publicly struggles with his humiliating divorce, has been offered $1.


The Dugout: Frankruptcy!


The Dodgers are bankrupt, and their situation isn't getting any better.


6.28 The Cooler


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Mark Cuban To Buy The L.A. Dodgers?


Still riding the high of winning the NBA Championship, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban took his trash out this morning and when he opened the lid a TMZ reporter popped out and asked him if he’d like to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers.


McCourt/Selig is the Older, Whiter Pacquiao/Mayweather


Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt continues to show the respect and grace that made him a great husband and one of the best owners in baseball by going on MSNBC Thursday and accusing commissioner Bud Selig of "ducking" him.


MLB Wrestles Control of Dodgers Away from Bickering Wax Monsters


Major League Baseball has taken control of the Los Angeles Dodgers in an effort to keep the storied franchise from becoming an especially terrible episode of "Yes, Dear.

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