The A To Z Guide To The Celebrity Voices Selling Us Every Product On Earth

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You may not always recognize them, but plenty of our favorite celebrities' voices are pushing products from cars to insurance.


Fred Willard Is Narrating A Travel Channel Show Titled ‘Horneytown U.S.A.’

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Fred Willard, who we last heard from when he was caught masturbating in an adult theater, will narrate a Travel Channel show titled "Horneytown U.S.A."


Lizzy Caplan And Fred Willard Performed A Skit About Genitals Together (And The Morning Links)


Two very funny people, Lizzy Caplan and Fred Willard, came together to perform the very funny "Boy Meets Girl" skit from "Free to Be...You and Me."


TV News Roundup, Brought To You By Veruca Salt

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Today's TV news, brought to you by crappy MS Paint and the video for "Volcano Girls" by Veruca Salt.

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Fred Willard Discussed His Arrest For Porno Theater Jerking With Jimmy Fallon Last Night

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When I heard that Fred Willard would be a guest on Jimmy Fallon's show last night, I set my DVR immediately. I mean, what sort of monster wouldn't.


7.24 The Cooler

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Diana Levy Minka Kelly Sex Tape Coming Soon.


Fred Willard Breaks His Porno Theater Jackoff Arrest Silence

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Fred Willard finally found a use for the internet -- to respond to an arrest that could have been avoided if he'd just used the internet.


YouP0rn offers Fred Willard a free computer

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Good news for Fred Willard over the weekend, as not only has he been offered a deal to avoid being charged for lewd conduct if he takes a counseling course, YouPorn wants to give him a free computer.


PBS fired Fred Willard from their dumb show

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There was a time in this country when a man was allowed to earn a living and what he did on his own time was his own damn business.


Fred Willard arrested for lewd conduct at an adult theater

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Fred Willard (pictured, left), also known as the best part of multiple Christopher Guest movies, was arrested for lewd conduct when vice police caught him with his penis out in an adult theater.



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Today someone sent me a link to BadgetotheBone, the official site of Scout's Honor: Badge to the Bone, a direct-to-DVD movie starring Chris Kattan and Fred Willard that promises to be the dumbest comedy of all time -- "seriously, we mean it.

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